A sledgehammer in the computer

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

THE HELP DESK MEME


Have you tried shoving it up your arse?

No man is an island. Sometimes, you really, really need help on something that none of your friends can help with. In times like this, it's time to turn to a help line! Sadly, just because you call a HELP line doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get a helpful PERSON. Likewise, whether you realize it or not, you may be subjecting the person on the other end of the line to some amazingly stupid lines of inquiry.

Of course, it could all just go normally. But when has THAT ever made for interesting RP?

Standard meme rules here:

1. Post your upper level. Note what type of help line it is in your title, NOT your canon/character name.
2. People who tag in are calling into your help line.
3. Hilarity. Maybe.

Comments

[starryeyedpoet]

Well... You could always try "posterior". Or "derriere" if you want to be particularly flowery about it...

Dare I ask why?

[sunnymerc]

Reasons! Important reasons, I assure you. Now, should I go with a haiku or a regular poem?

...What rhymes with "derrière"?

[starryeyedpoet]

It is a common misconception that poems have to rhyme. If you're trying for a more elaborate style, rhyming might even come off as childish. Unless, of course, that's the sort of contrast you're looking for.

Still, I would recommend a haiku.

[She will always recommend a haiku.]