A sledgehammer in the computer

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

THE HELP DESK MEME


Have you tried shoving it up your arse?

No man is an island. Sometimes, you really, really need help on something that none of your friends can help with. In times like this, it's time to turn to a help line! Sadly, just because you call a HELP line doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get a helpful PERSON. Likewise, whether you realize it or not, you may be subjecting the person on the other end of the line to some amazingly stupid lines of inquiry.

Of course, it could all just go normally. But when has THAT ever made for interesting RP?

Standard meme rules here:

1. Post your upper level. Note what type of help line it is in your title, NOT your canon/character name.
2. People who tag in are calling into your help line.
3. Hilarity. Maybe.

Comments

[quick_clean_pure]

[Graverobber just calmly drinks his coffee and listens in while the chaos unfolds in the background. As soon as he's asked to talk again, his tone is just as day-as-usual as before.]

Yeah, sure, they come with the deal, though not the gun. Exactly how many plague people are you looking at for this?

[plagueofdeception]

Gun? What gun?

[He was thinking more like regular injection needles.]

[quick_clean_pure]

[He is so close to singing the song. So close. But he resists.]

For the vial and the needle. You ever seen a tattoo gun? It looks kind of like that, except drugs instead of ink.

[plagueofdeception]

[Tattoo gun, tattoo gun... Uh...]

Ooookay, you mean you need some kind of special needle instead of, what? An injection needle of a normal sort?

[quick_clean_pure]

Yeah, basically. I dunno, I wasn't involved in the design of the thing. It's a hell of a lot easier to carry than rolling an IV around.

[plagueofdeception]

I was thinking of a syringe, though...

[Great... How is he gonna deal with this mess.]

WRONG ACCOUNT sorry about that

[quick_clean_pure]

Eh, I think syringes aren't used because you have to toss 'em after, with these you can just reload vial after vial. Can't say for sure, though. I might be a drug dealer, but I'm just a layman at actual medicine.

I didn't know that.

[plagueofdeception]

Ooookay, I was under the impression you could wash the syringes.

[Graverobber ain't the only one who ain't too skilled at this.]

[quick_clean_pure]

Like I said, I'm no doctor. I'm just a guy who gives people the good stuff and tries not to give them too much that they go to the hospital. Or the cemetery, even if that would kind of fuel my supply in a weird, fucked-up way.