A sledgehammer in the computer

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

THE HELP DESK MEME


Have you tried shoving it up your arse?

No man is an island. Sometimes, you really, really need help on something that none of your friends can help with. In times like this, it's time to turn to a help line! Sadly, just because you call a HELP line doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get a helpful PERSON. Likewise, whether you realize it or not, you may be subjecting the person on the other end of the line to some amazingly stupid lines of inquiry.

Of course, it could all just go normally. But when has THAT ever made for interesting RP?

Standard meme rules here:

1. Post your upper level. Note what type of help line it is in your title, NOT your canon/character name.
2. People who tag in are calling into your help line.
3. Hilarity. Maybe.

Comments

[kissmyfist]

Doesn't sound like my thing. I like to feel. But I'll give it a try just once.

[quick_clean_pure]

Hey, if nothing else, console yourself that you're experiencing pure delicious brain juice. You're okay with needles, right?

[kissmyfist]

I've never used one, but they wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've stabbed myself with.

[quick_clean_pure]

Gotta admire a man -- or, well, being, I guess -- that has no problems with a little stabbing.

Anyway: the stuff I've got goes into a vial that get puts into a gun that has a needle that gets put into you. Capiche?