A sledgehammer in the computer

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

THE HELP DESK MEME


Have you tried shoving it up your arse?

No man is an island. Sometimes, you really, really need help on something that none of your friends can help with. In times like this, it's time to turn to a help line! Sadly, just because you call a HELP line doesn't necessarily mean you're going to get a helpful PERSON. Likewise, whether you realize it or not, you may be subjecting the person on the other end of the line to some amazingly stupid lines of inquiry.

Of course, it could all just go normally. But when has THAT ever made for interesting RP?

Standard meme rules here:

1. Post your upper level. Note what type of help line it is in your title, NOT your canon/character name.
2. People who tag in are calling into your help line.
3. Hilarity. Maybe.

Comments

[silentsummoning]

And I know how difficult it's for people to let go of emotional attachments, let alone ghosts. My only advice's to not let this grudge dominate your li--no, you're dead. Your existence, I suppose.

[departed_child_of_gods]

I GUESS. Maybe. Sheesh. She is getting pranked a billion times when she finally wakes up though.

In the meantime, got any suggestions for how to entertain oneself in a tomb sealed by Buddhists? There's only so many times I can arrange the same sorta flowers or doodle in the dust and that damn evil hermit only brings a newspaper once every few months or so.

[silentsummoning]

You could call random hotlines with questions only tangentially related to their purposes, for example. It's a good thing that there aren't any urgent calls right now. My interpreter is a tireless spirit, too, so I can just talk, or rather sign, as long as I like. Just expect to be put on hold if another call comes in.

[departed_child_of_gods]

What, it's not relevant just because I'm POST assassination?! That's rude!

[silentsummoning]

I established this hotline mostly to help people survive using my own experiences, and I must admit I've no experience with being dead. But I suppose I am indeed being rude.