The B-Movie Scenario Meme

[misterbfc]

B-Movie Scenario Meme

You and yours are noticing how suspiciously familiar this whole setting is. Surprise! You're in a B-Movie. And guess who's the star? Ding-ding. Well, saddle up, grab a knife, run up the stairs - whatever it takes to survive to the end credits.

There could be possible triggers in here for horror type scenarios, involving violence, gore, and death.


Rules
Post with your character name | fandom | preferences
Go to RNG and roll for a scenario, or choose your own
Setting up a scenario to tag into is always a plus, but not a requirement
Remember to tag around


Prompts
1 - "Hail to the King, baby": Welcome to being sucked into an alternate dimension with castles and demons and books that try to eat your face off. But that's okay, you've got a shotgun and a chainsaw, right? This... is your BOOMSTICK. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.

2 - "I'm gonna need a bigger can of Raid": Spiders, preying mantises, cockroaches, ants... whatever it is that has more than four legs, it's now supersized and about to attempt to move up the food chain. You gonna take that sitting down?

3 - "But the sign says don't feed the animals!": Mother nature is pissed, and she's got the critters of the land riled up and coming after you. Whether it's snakes in a plane, rats being directed by a scrawny bastard with satchels, or genetically altered bats/sharks/sharktopuses, they all want a piece of the OTHER other white meat.

4 - "I vant to suck your bloooood": Some creepy ass mofo in a cape with bad dental work is giving you the eye. Big eyes. With some kind of unibrow shit going on that needs to be trimmed. Plucking isn't just for woman, buddy. Grab a chair leg, or hell, a pencil, and tell him that no means no.

5 - "Maybe you should have taken a left at Uranus": Yep. You guessed it. Space aliens. Weird little green men with big heads and eyes the size of footballs. What's that in their hand? Is that... is that a probe? Oh god, run. RUN!

6 - "The curse of... that thing with the curse on it": Whether you've come afoul of a gypsy curse, or you've taken something from somewhere you shouldn't have, you're cursed. Things are dropping on you, that black cat keeps crossing your path, things break just as you touch them. What else can go wrong?

7 - "Braaaaaaaaains": What's a b-movie meme without the obligatory zombies? Whether it's the Dawn of the Dead shambling ones, or the 28 Days Later running freaks of nature that have magically learned how to do parkour, you've got to deal with them. Grab a cricket-bat and your least favorite record and have at it.

8 - "Input. Does not compute. Error. Error": Robots gone wild, weee! Well, as wild as a robot can get. But when you take into consideration that they're no longer listening to you, and have decided that you're a parasitic virus on the face of the earth, you might have to try to give it the ol' reboot. IF you can reach the button...

9 - "You shore do got a purdy mouth, ah-hyuck": Ooooh. You shouldn't have taken that 'short cut'. Now you're lost in the middle of nowhere, and... wait, is that banjo music you hear? When you can yell out 'Cletus!' and someone answers, it's time to gtfo, buddy.

10 - "There's something touching my leg": Yeah, we've done evil animals, but this is specifically for the 'wtf are you still doing in the water, you goddamn idiot' scenarios. Be it huge crocs, giant anacondas, flesh eating piranhas, there's something in that murky water that wants to get a little more up close and personal with you. Say hi to Cthulu.

11 - "She blinded me with SCIENCE": You should really be more careful with your components. Your experiment has gone awry, either blending you or someone else with some poor critter you had, or some type of virus that's changing them in ways that are VERY NOT GOOD. Now's not the time to remember you didn't fully lock the restraints...

12 - "DRAGONS!": Because dragons deserve a category of their own. Seriously. Motherfucking DRAGONS, yo. And they think you look mighty tasty. And small. And puny. And helpless. Get the goddamn army to show them just how not helpless you are, or die trying.

13 - "Let's do the timewarp again": Either the tagger or the taggee is from the future or the past, coming with a message. Or just a desire to fuck shit up. Go back and kill Hilter, you say? But... I want to go into the future and fly my car around.

14 - "REET REET REET REET REET": Can we say pyscho? Or Mike Meyers? Or Krueger? Or Jason? However you want to say it, there's a crazy guy with a knife/chainsaw/sickle and you're the only thing on their mind. Can you and your tagging partner evade them? Or is your tagging partner the one after you?

15 - "Devil with the blue dress on": Something wicked this way comes. Its favorite numbers are 666, and it likes to drink blood on a moonlit beach. You've woken it somehow, or it was the prophesized time for them to come and claim what's theirs. Namely, you.

16 - "Wildcard": Don't see what you feel like playing on here? Make it up and go your own way, compadre.

Relationships
1 - Comrade in arms: You and the tagger are in this together. Until the bitter, bitter, bitter end.
2 - Enemies: You're tagging in as the antagonist in this little scenario.
3 - Unwillingly dragged into this: You were just walking along, minding your own business, when BAM. Now you're in the middle of this mega-crap.
4 - Consulting Expert: You're the expert that they're coming to for answers. You got any? HUH?
5 - Wildcard: Come up with your own relationship.

Comments

[compounding]

Allison moved to stand beside her dad, shaking her head.

"Dad, I don't think he's all there -"

The man let out a wordless roar instead, coming for them and not slowing down. Allison made a high pitched fearful noise, raising her bow as he came forward.

[marriedthecode]

Chris found himself stepping out of the way and moving to step down the stairs which unfortunately gave the other the upper hand but he had a gun, once the man was in his cross hairs, he took a shot. It grazed the man's table.

"Allison! Get downstairs and call the cops!"

[compounding]

"Okay!" She shouted back, backing towards the stairs. She loosed an arrow at the man's chest, then turned to run quickly down the stairs, towards where she knew the phone was.

The kitchen phone, however, was dead. So was the one in the study, when she ran into the next room and tried it.

"The phone isn't working! Dad!" She shouted as she exited the study.

[marriedthecode]

"What about your cell?" He yelled back without taking his eyes off the man who didn't even seemed phased by the fact he had an arrow protruding from his chest. He aimed down and shot the man in the leg as he reached the first step down. His knee buckled and Chris quickly moved from the stairs and down to the main floor.

Even then though, the man caught the railing and pulled himself back up, walking on his injured leg as if nothing had really happened. That wasn't right.

[compounding]

Allison pulled out the cell phone from where she kept it in her pocket. It at least had a signal, but she looked up at the man when she heard a shot.

Seeing him get up again made her heart beat double time, and she felt her hands shake. Instead she focused on dialing the emergency number.

"Dad, why isn't he stopping?" She asked, even as she heard the operator come onto the line.

[marriedthecode]

"I don't know. It could be drugs." He took another shot, this time aiming for the man's kneecap. If it shattered then even if he couldn't feel the pain he would still have difficulty walking on it, "Or a disorder of some kind."

He kept moving back. The next option would be to lock him inside the house until the cops arrive since it clearly wasn't going to be very safe to stay inside with this masked man who, still managed to keep walked even with both legs injured. He was leaving a trail of blood now though and Chris hoped that even if he didn't feel the damage, then he would at least feel the blood loss.

He ushered Allison out of the house, keeping a firm eye on the man hobbling through their house with a weapon.