The B-Movie Scenario Meme

[misterbfc]

B-Movie Scenario Meme

You and yours are noticing how suspiciously familiar this whole setting is. Surprise! You're in a B-Movie. And guess who's the star? Ding-ding. Well, saddle up, grab a knife, run up the stairs - whatever it takes to survive to the end credits.

There could be possible triggers in here for horror type scenarios, involving violence, gore, and death.


Rules
Post with your character name | fandom | preferences
Go to RNG and roll for a scenario, or choose your own
Setting up a scenario to tag into is always a plus, but not a requirement
Remember to tag around


Prompts
1 - "Hail to the King, baby": Welcome to being sucked into an alternate dimension with castles and demons and books that try to eat your face off. But that's okay, you've got a shotgun and a chainsaw, right? This... is your BOOMSTICK. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.

2 - "I'm gonna need a bigger can of Raid": Spiders, preying mantises, cockroaches, ants... whatever it is that has more than four legs, it's now supersized and about to attempt to move up the food chain. You gonna take that sitting down?

3 - "But the sign says don't feed the animals!": Mother nature is pissed, and she's got the critters of the land riled up and coming after you. Whether it's snakes in a plane, rats being directed by a scrawny bastard with satchels, or genetically altered bats/sharks/sharktopuses, they all want a piece of the OTHER other white meat.

4 - "I vant to suck your bloooood": Some creepy ass mofo in a cape with bad dental work is giving you the eye. Big eyes. With some kind of unibrow shit going on that needs to be trimmed. Plucking isn't just for woman, buddy. Grab a chair leg, or hell, a pencil, and tell him that no means no.

5 - "Maybe you should have taken a left at Uranus": Yep. You guessed it. Space aliens. Weird little green men with big heads and eyes the size of footballs. What's that in their hand? Is that... is that a probe? Oh god, run. RUN!

6 - "The curse of... that thing with the curse on it": Whether you've come afoul of a gypsy curse, or you've taken something from somewhere you shouldn't have, you're cursed. Things are dropping on you, that black cat keeps crossing your path, things break just as you touch them. What else can go wrong?

7 - "Braaaaaaaaains": What's a b-movie meme without the obligatory zombies? Whether it's the Dawn of the Dead shambling ones, or the 28 Days Later running freaks of nature that have magically learned how to do parkour, you've got to deal with them. Grab a cricket-bat and your least favorite record and have at it.

8 - "Input. Does not compute. Error. Error": Robots gone wild, weee! Well, as wild as a robot can get. But when you take into consideration that they're no longer listening to you, and have decided that you're a parasitic virus on the face of the earth, you might have to try to give it the ol' reboot. IF you can reach the button...

9 - "You shore do got a purdy mouth, ah-hyuck": Ooooh. You shouldn't have taken that 'short cut'. Now you're lost in the middle of nowhere, and... wait, is that banjo music you hear? When you can yell out 'Cletus!' and someone answers, it's time to gtfo, buddy.

10 - "There's something touching my leg": Yeah, we've done evil animals, but this is specifically for the 'wtf are you still doing in the water, you goddamn idiot' scenarios. Be it huge crocs, giant anacondas, flesh eating piranhas, there's something in that murky water that wants to get a little more up close and personal with you. Say hi to Cthulu.

11 - "She blinded me with SCIENCE": You should really be more careful with your components. Your experiment has gone awry, either blending you or someone else with some poor critter you had, or some type of virus that's changing them in ways that are VERY NOT GOOD. Now's not the time to remember you didn't fully lock the restraints...

12 - "DRAGONS!": Because dragons deserve a category of their own. Seriously. Motherfucking DRAGONS, yo. And they think you look mighty tasty. And small. And puny. And helpless. Get the goddamn army to show them just how not helpless you are, or die trying.

13 - "Let's do the timewarp again": Either the tagger or the taggee is from the future or the past, coming with a message. Or just a desire to fuck shit up. Go back and kill Hilter, you say? But... I want to go into the future and fly my car around.

14 - "REET REET REET REET REET": Can we say pyscho? Or Mike Meyers? Or Krueger? Or Jason? However you want to say it, there's a crazy guy with a knife/chainsaw/sickle and you're the only thing on their mind. Can you and your tagging partner evade them? Or is your tagging partner the one after you?

15 - "Devil with the blue dress on": Something wicked this way comes. Its favorite numbers are 666, and it likes to drink blood on a moonlit beach. You've woken it somehow, or it was the prophesized time for them to come and claim what's theirs. Namely, you.

16 - "Wildcard": Don't see what you feel like playing on here? Make it up and go your own way, compadre.

Relationships
1 - Comrade in arms: You and the tagger are in this together. Until the bitter, bitter, bitter end.
2 - Enemies: You're tagging in as the antagonist in this little scenario.
3 - Unwillingly dragged into this: You were just walking along, minding your own business, when BAM. Now you're in the middle of this mega-crap.
4 - Consulting Expert: You're the expert that they're coming to for answers. You got any? HUH?
5 - Wildcard: Come up with your own relationship.

Comments

Patrick Bateman | American Psycho | 15.

[no_exit]

He had reservations at the Lily Garden for nine o'clock, set to meet his dinner companion (dressed in a Dolce & Gabbana trim fit two piece tuxedo accented with tonal trimming, two button closure, and slim trousers) when the maître d'hôtel (an older man, with a gravelly voice and Warby Parker round-rimmed spectacles in a style called Waldo) denyed him entry, staring at him from over the gilded podium of his station.

He had said, "All debts must be paid."

Patrick, quite frankly, found it freaky that it was so easy to sell his soul for a pair of black diamond cufflinks.

Dry: "Can't we wait until after dinner?"

Then, there were hellhounds. Damnit.

Dr. Franken Stein // Soul Eater

[suture_guy]

The doctor is in...sane...

12

[badassadorkable]

[So they were dealing with dragons. Huge, fire-breathing, hungry hungry dragons. Any regular person would be running in terror. Nope. Fionna's hiding behind cover and pulling out her crystal sword, grinning like a looney toon.]

Mathematical! I've never fought a dragon before!

Oswin Oswald | Doctor Who

[remembermeandrun]

[Dalek!Oswin is optional, for all your #8 needs.]

mary bennet ∂ modern pride and prejudice

[sensibles]

Fionna | Adventure Time

[badassadorkable]

[Yeah, you totally wanna be on her team in a B-movie.]

Spike | BtVS

[bigbad]

Allison Argent | Teen Wolf | open to all, no character death

[compounding]

3 & 3 - Isn't that how it always is with Stiles? /sigh

[causticly]

Holy sweet mother of god crap on a cracker how is this his life? Seriously, just. How? Does he have some sort of voodoo curse on him? Did someone give him the evil eye? The Supernatural Whammy? What the ever loving shit.

And it's not even werewolves this time. It's pretty much everything. Only a lot giant-er. Well maybe not actually giant but when there's a hoard of them coming after you and why are they even after you it sure as hell seems large. And he doesn't even know why they're after him. And okay, it maybe, probably, could have been that rat trap that caught a garden snake which had half swallowed a mouse in the backyard by the shed. Maybe, but he's not too keen on that.

As he's running and, you know, not really paying attention, he slams into another body and hits the ground. Oh god, the ground, get off the ground, he tells himself as he scrambles up, eyes wide. And then he sees who he's run into.

"Oh holy god, Allison!" Stiles exclaims and practically tries to climb her like a tree because there are THINGS AFTER HIM and he presses up behind her and points over her shoulder. "Okay, go, go. Get all Hawkeye on their asses please, I promise I will buy you the biggest goddamn fruit basket you have ever seen if you just kill them, Allison, please, kill them, ohmygod."

pretty much the only reason tbh

[compounding]

Allison had no idea how Stiles managed to get into these situations. He had to be the poster boy for curiosity kills the cat - dangerously smart and yet.

And yet he had a hoard of wildlife following him. Allison was pretty sure she saw an actual, non-werewolf wolf in there.

She wanted to tell Stiles, what makes you think I carry my bow, but the matter of the fact was, she did.

It was just going to take a moment to get out.

"I will, I will but move, first!" She snapped out, elbowing him back towards a porch, reaching into her satchel to pull out her crossbow and stepping back quickly from the hoard.

Nocking the bolt for the crossbow, she raised it and shot it at the nearest animal - taking down a large male elk.

7 & 1 - HEY GURL, WANNA BLOW SOME BRAINS?

[marriedthecode]

[ The good thing about being an arms dealer is one, you're generally trained in how to use a firearm, and two being that you generally have a large supply of arsenal on hand at any given time.

Chris almost always kept a pistol on his person when he was out of the house. Inside his home, there was enough safe guards that he would never have to worry about an intruder breaking into his home without him being aware of it, or without them finding themselves in a troubling situation before hand unless you were Scott McCall and could sneak in through his daughter's bedroom window.

His morning routine was fairly normal. He go downstairs and start the coffee machine, cook breakfast for him and his daughter and turn on the tv so they could watch the news while enjoying the fresh meal. All of this was routine with the exception of a recent pandemic that seemed to be reported on all stations and the man was put on high alert. ]

Allison!

[ He stopped what he was doing, taking time to turn off the element so the eggs wouldn't burn and moving them aside so he could make his way to the emergency supply he kept hidden in almost every corner of the house where he could manage it, manning himself with a weapon as he started up the stares. ]

Time to wake up!

OH BOY DADDY, YES!

[compounding]

[ She jerks awake at the sound of her fathers voice. She doesn't sleep well, anymore, and she's practically trained herself to react when someone else.

She's immediately sliding out the bed, dressed in her pajamas. ]

What is it? What's going on?!

[ She shouts it as she opens her doors, sounding panicked as she does. ]

15 & 1 hey there beautiful person

[noideawhatimdoing]

[ His gut had been nagging at him that there was something fishy about the new transfer student, but it wasn't until seemingly-harmless-and-normal had cornered him near the lacrosse locker rooms with creepy-black-like-as-in-completely-black-like-that-creepy-guy-from-Supernatural eyes to tell him that if the werewolves wanted no trouble, they all had to stay away from the Argents that alarm bells had suddenly gone off.

He catches up to Allison just as the final bell rings, trying not to seem so panicked and mentally kicking himself because it hasn't been three days since the breakup and he'd really meant to give her space. ]

Hey, [ he adjusts his backpack strap and pitches his voice low ] can I talk to you a sec?

shrieks, shrieks lays down and dies

[compounding]

[ Allison had almost been impressed with Scott as he jogged up. Three whole days.

Okay, it wasn't as if she didn't miss him. For all the disappearing acts he'd pulled that she didn't mind, it was the withholding information that had bothered her the most. It was the fact that her very existence put him in danger.

But it still hurt, and she sighed, trying to seem more annoyed than happy that he was there. ]

Scott, I've got a class to get to.

[ It wasn't a no, though. ]

Runner 5 | Zombies! Run

[abeltorun]

[Here for all your monster-stomping needs, zombie or otherwise.]

Chris Argent | Teen Wolf

[marriedthecode]

14 (rng why) | 1

[compounding]

It couldn't have been something supernatural. Something supernatural, she could deal with. But a guy with a mask and a machete with a hate-on for her and being alive?

That was not down, at all.

"Dad!" She screamed when she turned the corner, carrying her bow - the only thing she'd managed to grab before it started trying to hack her bow off.

"There's someone in the house -" she was nearly cut off when they tried to grab her shoulder and she immediately reacted, slamming her shoulder and the arm into the wall and then heading for her father when they let go.

ahsogosg also forever comrades

[marriedthecode]

He had been upstairs, working on a report on sales when he heard something downstairs. A scuffle or something. He put the papers down and walked to the door only to hear Allison yell. He immediately went to the closet in the room and pulled out a rifle he had hidden there, loading it up and making sure it was ready if he needed it to be.

"Allison! Are you okay?" That was when he caught the man slowly coming into view. Masked, like something out of a horror movie. Chris was caught off guard, hovering in confusion for a moment before he took aim, "You're trespassing on private property and are armed. If you come any closer I will be forced to shoot."

Isaac | Doctor Who | OTA

[embodimentofmercy]

[Spoilers avoided on request. Can be pre-canon.]

what am i even doing

[remembermeandrun]

[ooc: Rolled a 14, going with an NPC psycho. No need to avoid spoilers!]

[Okay, so maybe wandering around the "abandoned" insane asylum at night wasn't such a great idea. Especially seeing as there are quotation marks around abandoned, meaning that there's probably something still in here.

But, who is Oswin to pass up an adventure?

However, it's quickly becoming evident that there's someone or something else in the asylum with her. And, it may or may not be friendly. Still, torch in hand, she ventures onwards, shining her light about in an attempt to see anything in the gathering darkness. She might be looking for an exit too. That would be a good idea.

As she rounds the corner, she ends up knocking into something, and as she's knocked to the ground, Oswin quickly brings her light up to blind whoever or whatever it is she's hit. Anything to distract while she scrabbles back to her feet and prepares to take off running in the opposite direction.]

Kate Bishop | Marvel comics, Earth 616

[notahawkingbird]

7/1 !

[trickshot]

<sub>( Okay, so maybe they should've seen the zombie apocalypse coming. Things had been getting stranger and stranger, lately, and the more the Hawkeyes tried to deal with down-to-earth problems the more they got dragged into the supernatural and bizarre. Apparently, this was just the culmination of all of that.

Their adventures had taken them to the middle of the country, and they'd been in Chicago when the apocalypse had really begun. Now, it was just them, a beat up purple convertible, and a whole lot of arrows. That was all they had to get them the many, many miles back to New York to see if any of the other Avengers had made it through.

You'd think the gravity of the situation would be dawning on him, but no. Clint was complaining about the music. )</sub>

Seriously. One zombie attacks and every station shuts down? Now we've got, what, only the emergency broadcast network to listen to?

10 // 1 | we'll have to pretend Eli is still patriot xD

[truestpatriot]

[Patriot didn't particularly like water. He liked to swim every now and then and he had even brought his grandparents to the beach once when they had had the money so he wasn't afraid of it.

But there's a difference between that kind of water and a lake so dark he couldn't even see his feet with water up to his knees. How had he and Kate had ended in there? No idea. It was supposed to be a simple retcon mission and now they were in the middle of the jungle trying to get to the other side of a lake.

...And something had just brushed his leg.]

Please tell me fishes can actually live here.

Nathan Drake | Uncharted

[deloro]

shouichi irie • katekyo hitman REBORN!

[binaries]