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mightysoxer ([personal profile] mightysoxer) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-08-10 07:48 pm

fucking hearts

The E X P A N D E D Heart Meter Meme



You know the drill:

Comment with your character.
Copy/paste the appropriate hearts to reply to other characters.
Fill in alternate text as desired.
HAVE FUN!




 

"I love you."


"I could fall in love with you."


"I have a crush on you."

 
 

"I would have sex with you."


"I would date you."


"I would kiss you."

 
 

"I would hug you or hold your hand."


"You’re my family."


"I would fight by your side."

 

"I respect you."


"I would rescue you."


"I would confide in you or ask for your help."

 

"I consider you a friend."


"I would hang out with you."


"I would like to get to know you better."

 

"I am amused by you."


"I am confused by you."


"I am frightened or unsettled by you."

 

"You annoy or frustrate me."


"I would tease you or make fun of you."


"I would use or manipulate you."

 

"I would physically or emotionally hurt you."


"I hate you."


"I would kill you."



Also, check out this awesome generator to make your very own heart meter!
dadsona: (Default)

IT'S OK I'M AWARE OF SOME OF THE.........THINGS. also hilarious username dude

[personal profile] dadsona 2017-08-11 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't the first time a conversation started awkwardly for the both of us.

Do you, uh. Wanna try that again?
heckraiser: (pic#11594655)

haha thank u

[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-11 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-- yeah. That would be a good idea.

[huh. okay, so, this one doesn't like the more forward approach... maybe he read him wrong on their first outing. time to reel it in.]



Better? Less awkward, at least?
dadsona: (pic#11640369)

Finished the first two dates and I laughed a lot but now I feel awful inside LOL

[personal profile] dadsona 2017-08-11 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe King just had a colorblind moment with the hearts. Even though he's not colorblind.]

Yeah, that's. Good. [He might need to sleep on this but for now, he can at least try to sweep it under the carpet.]

You know, you'd sweat less if you lose that sweater.

...

[Or just grab a straw and snort up all that aforementioned awkwardness and sneeze all over the room. Wow. Um, yeah. King's just going to try to keep a straight get it? face because there is certainly no innuendo there while ignoring the temperature suddenly rising for him.]
heckraiser: (pic#11594654)

came for the dating sim stayed for the DRAMA

[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-11 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[gosh, how embarrassing. joseph's usually good at deciphering what kind of guy someone is, at least after their first one-on-one. he thinks he might have misjudged... when... oh.

the grin returns, this awkward rumple smoothed. he glances at that stupid baby blue sweater of his, seeming to consider it before untying it and holding it in one hand.]


Hey, I think you're onto something.

[eyes back up to king. h e h...]
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[personal profile] dadsona 2017-08-11 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[How about thin ice???

Stop staring at him with those gorgeous eyes. It doesn't help the thin ice!! Nor does the nice hair. Or jawline.

Once he realizes that he hasn't said any of that out loud, it gives him a second wind of sorts to carry on as normal. Sort of. Words are hard. And so is something else

So King just flashes a thumbs up.

WHAT??]
Edited 2017-08-11 16:40 (UTC)
heckraiser: (pic#11595814)

[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-11 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[something else, hm????

joseph keeps staring at king. at the thumbs-up. with those gorgeous eyes. a slow smile spreads on his face, and his free hand goes to the buttons of his polo. he doesn't actually unbutton them... but the hand lingers there, fingers threatening to.]


I'll keep that in mind, but spare you the indecency. [w i n k]
dadsona: (pic#11640371)

[personal profile] dadsona 2017-08-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[NOT THE SMILE!!!]

...uh.

[As dumb as King feels for still flashing a thumbs up, he was fully expecting something as lame as that would be off putting like it would be towards most normal people in this dimension. The fact that Joseph hasn't unbutton anything is noted but it still leaves a lot to his imagination.

His thumb practically creaks when he puts it down. If only this was one of those times when someone calls him like in the movies.

...movies! Think movies.]


Mister Christiansen, you're trying to seduce me.

[Fan-freaking-tastic.]
heckraiser: (pic#11594634)

[personal profile] heckraiser 2017-08-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[yes, that thumbs-up was very dorky. but it was cute-dorky. the new guy is a genuine kind of person, joseph gets the feeling. he's just trying to adjust to a new neighborhood full of new people, some of which are absolute weirdos or not so nice. and so here is joseph, his wonderful, christian, pastel-wearing neighbor, here to save the day.

joseph tilts his head in a very practiced way, eyebrows raising just a tad in 'concern'.]


... No I'm not.

[which is not said very convincingly. ;) ;) ;)]
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[personal profile] dadsona 2017-08-12 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Right. Nice, welcoming, handsome and very very super mega do-not-tamper-with Christian whoismarried!!

What King knows of religion can fit into a coffee cup, but he's pretty sure messing with this would involve fire and brimstone.

Out of the frying pan and into the roller rink level of hell. He can't tell if that answer shows that he got the reference. Or maybe this is a mind game that King isn't going to win.]


...aren't you? [The pitch of his voice noticeably goes up notch at the tail end of the question. Please laugh it off. Please laugh it off.]