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Shisui Uchiha | Naruto

[deadwaters]

1. I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that

2. I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?

3. I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you into a fast running river.

4. Text him

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[worstadult]

Moron, of course that wouldn't work.

I met a creepy dude who's obsessed with snakes. I don't need a second creeper like this.

[deadwaters]

Hey, you could've called Itachi if you wanted out so bad.

See, now you've got youself a friendly connection if you ever need snakes. Always good to have

[worstadult]

And die? No thank you.

Ha ha ha. Funny. As if Orochimaru doesn't just leave his snakes all over my place.

[deadwaters]

C'mon, we both know he wouldn't physically hurt you. Whether or not you'd be allowed out alone within the next few months is another matter entirely.

Did you give your new friend Oro's number? You know some snakes eat other snakes. Could solve your problem.

[worstadult]

font face="courier">Itachi can be scary when he wants to be. Besides, you know how he gets when I make a mistake.

I talked to him about Orochimaru. They're fuck buddies.

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[uchihaprodigy]

Did you raid my closet, Shisui?

[deadwaters]

It seemed like a good idea at the time. It's surprisingly comfortable if a little tight.

[uchihaprodigy]

They're going to be stretched out now.

[deadwaters]

Only like, one of them. You have plenty of others still. And if it's bad, I'll buy you a new one, alright?

[uchihaprodigy]

Was this text meant for Obito, anyways?

Did you raid my closet and stretch out something of mine for Obito?

[deadwaters]

Is this a trick question?

Did I do it for him? No. Was it meant for him... Maybe. But me texting him for food and me wearing your lingerie is for completely different reasons and not at all related.

[uchihaprodigy]

Ah. All right. If you're so curious, I'll pick you up something in your own size.

[deadwaters]

Honestly, I'd rather you get something for yourself instead. Not really my thing but the aforementioned bottle of bourbon may be half empty already so I can't exactly remember my reasoning for rummaging through your closet and picking out the first thing I found.

[uchihaprodigy]

Everything I buy tends to be for you, though, Shisui.

[deadwaters]

True enough but you know what I mean.

[uchihaprodigy]

I do, yes.

I'll bring you something to eat. I bet you're drinking on an empty stomach.

[deadwaters]

Changed into my boxers, so, progress

But...



I can't get the corset off. Help.

[uchihaprodigy]

I'll be home in about an hour. You can last that long,
can't you?