[Of course Eggsy can't see it, but for a moment, Natasha drops her face into her hands. She's not getting paid enough for this.]
I'm sure he did. Unfortunately, punching one of the most important people at that gala is not what I would call diplomacy. Did you consider using your words at any point?
don't let her down, eggsy
Define "shit the bed" for me. What did you do?
he's just a baby spy ok
'Course he might've deserved it
EGGSY you're going to give her grey hair
I'm sure he did. Unfortunately, punching one of the most important people at that gala is not what I would call diplomacy. Did you consider using your words at any point?
IT'LL BE A GOOD LOOK v empowering
Oh he and I had plenty of words
Bloody loquacious
You might've hit him too if you heard them
And he'd have a bullet in his head, anyway, if I hadn't knocked him over!
[ so it all worked out!! ]
killing her #aesthetic tbh
[Or does she have to come over there!!!]
redhead or bust
[ well. ]
Just, y'know, if his mum comes calling, you could corroborate my strategy
[ pushing it... ]
100% true
[But!]
I'll see what I can do from my end.
no subject
[ really pushing it. ]
Thanks. I owe you one. Or twelve.
no subject