crownless_king: (Hardcore Charging)

Travis Touchdown | No More Heroes

[personal profile] crownless_king 2017-07-14 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"

2. I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and Pizza Hutt.

3. Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.

4. Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.

5. Text his dumb ass