TFLN

[shocksock]

fashionably late

Comments

[villianlike]

You could stand to take some advice from you public shitting buddies there.

Loosen up, Bakugou.

[explotives]

They're not my buddies, you glorified hypnotist.

[villianlike]

Glorified? Aw, thanks. That's so sweet of you to say.

Where are you anyways?

[explotives]

Not a compliment, you sleepy eyed freak!

Why the hell would I tell you that? I'm not gonna hang around the mall with you if you show up.

[villianlike]

I was just curious why you're hanging around a place where there are people shitting and sobbing at the same time. It sounds more appropriate for a bar than a mall.

Besides, I don't care for hanging around in crowds. Especially if you're there, screaming and shouting and... whatever else it is that you do.

[explotives]

Don't like hanging around in bars.

And what I do besides screaming and shouting is kicking ass and taking names.

And blowing stuff up.

[villianlike]

That's right. How could I forget your most notable and attractive attributes?

[explotives]

Dunno. How about because you're a gangly dumbass?!

[villianlike]

Coming from the one who can only make friends when he's taking a shit I don't know how seriously I should take that answer.

[explotives]

I didn't make friends with those loud freaks. Crybaby was lucky I didn't blow his stall to pieces.

How you forgot about the explosions is you own problem. Aren't you supposed to look up to heroes now?

[villianlike]

Now, Bakugou, property damage is illegal. You should know better.

I do, but what does that have to do with you?

After all, it isn't as if you're a hero or anything.

[explotives]

I'll be a hero long before you ever will.

Maybe then I'll hire you as a sidekick. Let you wash my outfit. Underwear too, if you're lucky.

[villianlike]

Just because you have a head start doesn't mean you'll get there before me.

Eventually your luck will run out. If it hasn't already.

[explotives]

In this case, that's exactly what my head start means. Get used to seeing me from the back, Mister Wanabbe.

[villianlike]

Yes, you had a lovely head start especially after being literally handed the sports festival without even trying.

Tell me, does it still feel like winning when your opponent doesn't care enough to go all out for you?

[explotives]

[ He grinds his teeth so hard, it's a miracle the sound doesn't carry across the phone. ]

Fuck you, you fucking fuck! That half and half piece of shit is lucky I didn't blow his god damn brains out of his stupid half and half head!

[ So that's a definite no, it does not feel like winning. ]

[villianlike]

And that would be murder.

Not shaping up to be a great hero, are you?

[explotives]

Shaping up to be a better than you'll ever be, asshole.