elena gilbert . tvd

[personal profile] compassio 2017-07-14 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.

2. Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.

3. Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.

4. There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?

5. text her!
bla_bla_bla: (Arrogance)

4

[personal profile] bla_bla_bla 2017-07-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I bought it for you, yes. You seemed like you might be hungry when you woke and I could make sure it did not go bad.

Because you thoroughly threw up all over everything you, me, and that blonde guy were wearing. Everything. I got you back to your place, and into the shower, then to bed, and left once you seemed to no longer be in danger of choking to death.

The burrito was an afterthought.