[ jsyk this is super hard for barry but the barry pre-jail would ramble with upset, but post-jail barry is hardened. he's jaded and cynical!! spending a couple of hours in jail has changed him. ]
Because Barry Allen is your average boring human and is so not the Flash in any way shape or form! And in my defense — the meta got me arrested. I did not get myself arrested, I was an upstanding citizen before 10 hours ago!
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bakerstreet2017-07-14 12:01 pm
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It is my fault they do not take credit card over phone?
This is future
[ this is... unsettling. she doesn't like it. ]
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[ jsyk this is super hard for barry but the barry pre-jail would ramble with upset, but post-jail barry is hardened. he's jaded and cynical!! spending a couple of hours in jail has changed him. ]
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Barry
You can not ignore me for ever
I am sorry you were in jail
And I did try get you out they would not accept my credit card!!
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Why didn't you just come down and do your mind trick thingo with the red ~~~ where people do what you say!
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Why did you not stop doing stupid thing to not get arrested by cops?
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And in my defense — the meta got me arrested. I did not get myself arrested, I was an upstanding citizen before 10 hours ago!
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You have never been arrested?
[ cute. wanda's been arrested before and after the powers. she wouldn't do the raft again. no thanks. ]
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Never.
Because I'm an UPSTANDING CITIZEN
Plus I am afraid of everything, and by everything I mean Joe West.
I would phase and break time for you if you go arrested.
Even though I shouldn't break time.
#yolo
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I forget you are police officers kid
[ she's been an international fugitive. would joe approve? ]
You would not
Because I would not ask you to do that
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Unlike me, FASTEST man alive
Caught and arrested
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But I have been caught and arrested before
It is no big trouble
And you did good for being arrested
You did not show you are flash that is much important
Does Joe know you are not standing citizen anymore
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OMG HE'LL BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME
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No that is too much power for me you will have to tell him
If i see him next I will tell and I will not be able to stop myself
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Not just the country, but this Earth
You have no idea what it feels like to be at the receiving end of Joe West's disappointment
It literally burns. I still have scorch marks.
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I would not let you
Sorry
That is not possible for you
[ excuse? she knows the guilt trip. has he ever disappointed steve 'boy scout of america' rogers? she has. and it's painful. ]
Hm I do I think
I have disappointed Rogers
It is like kicking puppy that is also your mother
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