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kevin keller | riverdale

[gaybestfriend]

A) On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"

B) I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.

C) I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer

D) Text him!

c

[douchy]

Huh. That's a good idea, I should do the same.

Thanks, Keller!

B)

[unconstricted]

are we talking actual dicks or figurative dicks?

[gaybestfriend]

Both. Definitely both.

[unconstricted]

I feel like I should be jealous.

[gaybestfriend]

You're too aloof to be jealous.

[unconstricted]

maybe.

or maybe that's just what I want you to think.

[gaybestfriend]

Oh yeah? Colour me surprised and interested.

[unconstricted]

interested is a good color on you.

[gaybestfriend]

I would tell you that jealousy looks really good on you but it'd make me sound conceited.

[unconstricted]

there's lots of words I can think of to describe you, but conceited's not one of them.

[gaybestfriend]

How about you tell me a couple of them?

[unconstricted]

preppy [ walked right into that one ] alright alright how about...

kissable. but you already knew that.

gorgeous

[gaybestfriend]

I would say keep them coming but I'm already feeling very happy with myself right now.

[unconstricted]

good.

could add intriguing to that list.

[gaybestfriend]

Wait why intriguing? I'll tell you anything you wanna know :P

[unconstricted]

i know. but to be honest you kinda blow my mind.

i wanna know everything i can about you.