TFLN

[shocksock]

fashionably late

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loki | mcu

[seidr]

01. I swear to the Norns if this turns out to be an intervention, I will set you on fire.

02. Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

03. If you don't want me in your apartment, then lock your door better.

04. No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker before. What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?

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[scarlettwin]

The better question is, how do you know where I live?

[seidr]

Magic.

[Literally magic.]

[scarlettwin]

[...of course.]

Whatever game you want to play, I don't want a part in it.

Just stay out of my home.

[seidr]

Now who said anything about games? Perhaps I'm just making a social call.

[scarlettwin]

A social call? Really? Do you think I'm going to believe that?

[seidr]

Call it a vested interest in the company my brother keeps, these days.

[scarlettwin]

I'm not around your brother that often.

Try again.

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[give_me_my_life]

Must it always be fire?

[seidr]

I've found it very effective in making my point.

[give_me_my_life]

Ah yes, because with that silver tongue of yours, fire is clearly the best answer.

[seidr]

Drastic times call for drastic measures, brother.

[give_me_my_life]

And here I thought you enjoyed stabbing me more than lighting me on fire.

[seidr]

If you're so interested, I'm sure I could arrange both.

[give_me_my_life]

When did you decide to be so generous, brother? I'll have to pass on both accounts.

But I wouldn't mind seeing you. It's been a long time. Too long.

[seidr]

[...]

I am of Asgard. We tend to be difficult to kill.