Woke Up In Jail Meme

[misterbfc]

Woke Up In Jail Meme

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head? Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.



Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.

Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.

Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.

Enjoy the confusion.


Reasons you're in Jail:
1. Public urination/defecation - You just couldn't hold it, could you? Well, you should have. Now you're waking up with someone doing the same all over your feet. Good job.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct - "Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism - Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E - Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto - The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping - Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder - Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above - Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:
1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

Comments

[shooteverything]

[ okok, he'll take the pistol if quatre doesn't want it. yay, guns.)

they move quickly and quietly (though quatre is probably noticeably better at it). for once heine is prepared enough to know where the elevators are, and here's one! he took a passcard off of the first guard, so up they go. ]

Cargo entrance. They'll be shooting at the other side of the building.

[altruism]

[ kind of sighs. ]

This could have been quieter.

[shooteverything]

I didn't plan it.

[ heine, can you not be a dick for one second while you break your boyfriend out of jail? no? okay, well. fine. ]

Do you know how to get to the airport?

[ once they get to the cargo entrance. there's a car waiting there, and heine has the keys. ]

[altruism]

[ hell no. heine and his granny driving is not getting them to the airport. (quatre and the perception of speed is very relative. everyone but him granny drives, in his opinion.) ]

Yes.

[ no. ]

[shooteverything]

[ heine believes quatre completely, of course. here, have the keys.]

Good. Then let's move.

[ TIME TO DRIVE, QUATRE. ]

[altruism]

[ AWESOME WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING. he keeps an eye for signs... this is like a racetrack, basically. hurl outside the window, heine. thanks. ]

[shooteverything]

[ who the hell gave either of these two a driving licence. unfortunately, einsturzen didn't think about motion sickness while building her perfect soldiers... STILL. he doesn't feel nauseous, just slightly uncomfortable when he looks out the side window. ]

Are you sure you know where the airport is?

[altruism]

[ it was probably the thing to do. quatre is very powerful, after all. plus, his speed may be dangerous, but his courtesy for other drivers and his passengers isn't. he's p precise, also, so gotta give him some props. ]

...no.

[shooteverything]

[ well, he gets props for that, but none for knowing the directions. ]

Then why the fuck would you take the keys.

[ heine sighs. why is breaking people out of jail so difficult! ]

Stop the car.

[altruism]

No! Tell me where to go.

[shooteverything]

It would be faster if you let me drive.

[ ... ] You missed a turn already.