Woke Up In Jail Meme

[misterbfc]

Woke Up In Jail Meme

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head? Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.



Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.

Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.

Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.

Enjoy the confusion.


Reasons you're in Jail:
1. Public urination/defecation - You just couldn't hold it, could you? Well, you should have. Now you're waking up with someone doing the same all over your feet. Good job.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct - "Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism - Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E - Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto - The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping - Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder - Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above - Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:
1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

Comments

[aggravated]

(ooc: Why do I want to reply to this as my Kirk account, properly aged...)

Sherlock Holmes // BBC Sherlock

[abductivereasoning]

[ No 1 or 7, please! Willing to be pinged with a pref to then set the scene. ]

[RNG Says 4, which is just as well.]

[flatmates]

[When John got the call to come and bail Sherlock out from Lestrade, he couldn't say he was surprised in the least. He had been going on and on about needing clues that were inside the suspected murderer's flat, and God, could he have been so stupid? Of course Sherlock hadn't gone out to get the bloody milk. John was definitely too old to keep being gullible.]

[By the time he got to where they were holding Sherlock, he looked less than impressed. You've got some explaining to do.]

britta perry | community

[ftws]

the eleventh doctor | doctor who

[aintno_grave]

[no one, seven, and only six for the lolz.]

thor odinson; mcu

[mjollni]

[no one, six, or seven.]

[aggravated]

[Slips into the room, looking into the cell almost exhaustedly.] ...Thor, I have Tony's credit card to bail you out. ...If anyone finds out I swiped the card, one of his cars, and drove all night to get here, I'm not going to be happy.

Darcy Lewis | MCU | Thor

[likestasers]

Uzumaki Naruto | Naruto | OTA

[orange_dattebayo]

[OOC: Well Naruto could do all of that... except be a murderer. Unless you frame him. And no number1 pls. Go wild~]

You can decide what you're in for. I'll take #3... (maybe)

[itachi_san]

"You're a long way from Konoha." Itachi stood just outside a dank Amegakure jail cell. "And you should count yourself lucky that the rest of the Akatsuki haven't noticed your presence yet."

abraham lincoln {abraham lincoln: vampire hunter}

[1865]

((modern au also available; deets here. vampire!abe on request. no one; only six or seven if the "victim" is a vampire.))

Misfire // Transformers: More than meets the eye // Ota

[wiredfriendlyfire]

[No #1, because, obviously, he's a robot and cannot do that.]

Milo Boyd | The Bounty Hunter | OTA

[bountywithrage]

Aaron Cross | The Bourne Legacy | OTA

[notascienceproject]

Titus Pullo | Rome | OTA

[wetasoctober]

James "Jim" Shannon | Terra Nova | OTA

[dinosheriff]

Jason Walsh | The Unusuals | OTA

[raincoatruinedit]

??/1

[richdetective]

[HEAVY SIGH. This is not the definition of 'partner'. Well, okay. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's like a bad marriage gone badder, really, in that whole 'for better or worse' kind of way. Here she is, sitting next to Walsh in a jail cell in the middle of Bumfucktu.]

Aren't we supposed to be on the other side of the bars?

Stuart Bayldon | Sirens | OTA

[fuckinghateadrenaline]

Eli Wallace | Stargate Universe | OTA

[geniusatmmos]

William Brandt | Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol | OTA

[justthehelper]

Seamus Harper | Andromeda | OTA

[inharperwetrust]

Loki | MCU, Marvel Comics, Norse mythology

[silver_tongue]

[Okay, so one count of attempted genocide and one count of attempted world domination aren't on there. But I do what I want.]

[aggravated]

...Why did you waste your one phone call on me of all people? And why would I help you?

Draco Malfoy | Harry Potter | ota

[slither_in]

Justin Hammer | MCU

[norussianplz]

Dean Winchester | Season 5 or earlier

[theusualsuspect]

Clint Barton | Marvel Cinematic Universe | OTA

[compromisedarrow]

hello I think we have a problem here

[sixguns]

"Wake up."

An Irish growl.

"Wake. Up."

victor frankenstein | frankenstein [modern au]

[pyr]

David Della Rocco | The Boondock Saints | OTA

[midhitgrope]

[sheisnotasaint]

[Well, he's not one of them, but he'll do in a pinch. And if busting him for drunk and disorderly is all she can do, she'll take it.]

Just have a seat. When you're feeling a little less unsteady, you can go home.