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Get in, losers. We're doing smut prompts.

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I. REGULAR

First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
Doggy style - Sex from behind.
Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
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II. PUBLIC

At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
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III. HARDCORE

Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
Dub-Con - They may not have initially wanted to, but they'll like it eventually.
Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
Blood play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
Power play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
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IV. ROLEPLAY

Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
Prostitute - They paid for you.
Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
Priest - They need to confess to you...
Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
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V. TOYS

Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
Unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
Speculum - Want a look inside?
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VI. FAIL

Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
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VII. MISCELLANEOUS

Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
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[Oh he's very, very tempted. But maybe he can be strong.]

So I've got competition now? That's all right, I don't mind. Keeps me on my toes.

[No he can't. Nate gives into temptation and leans in for another kiss, this one at the corner of her mouth, and he doesn't pull away nearly as quickly this time.]

[ That's fine by her, and she doesn't let him get far even if he tried. Her hand moves to the side of his neck, thumb grazing his earlobe. Elena makes sure he gets a good, long taste of the beer on her skin above her mouth and on her tongue. ]

They aren't really competition if they never got their toes wet. Much.

[ His nose gets a bop with a finger, as she slowly begins leaning back. ]

So, how was the flight in? Long? Boring? Any fun aislemates?

[He wants to make a dumb joke about wet toes being a kink he's not familiar with, but her mouth on his makes that difficult and he loves it. Elena's a damn good kisser, and the beer just makes it better. Or her mouth makes the beer taste better.]

Boring, but there was a cute flight attendant, I guess that helped.

[He smiles and watches her through low-lidded eyes.]

Not as fun as the last pretty girl I went flying with, though.

[And crashing with.]

[ Since she's closest to the wall of the booth, she slides a little further away from him, reaching down to hook a finger in one of his belt loops to tug him with her. ]

Do I get to hear any exciting stories about you and her hogging the plane restroom?

[ What a smooth guy, she knows who he's referring to, though, and it brings a smile to twitch on her lips. Elena winks. ]

Get over here.

[He snorts derisively at that suggestion. They might not be exclusive, but he's not a cad, and right now he has no interest in seeing anybody but her.]

Yes, ma'am.

[She doesn't really need to tug him over; he's more than ready to slide closer, blocking her in further, and kiss her like it counts. He's missed seeing her in person, getting to hear her voice up close, tasting her mouth. And it shows in the way he kisses her now.]

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[ He certainly does a good job on making her feel like she's been missed, that she's wanted right now in this moment. Not thinking about where they are right now, it's easy for her to shift in the booth without breaking the kiss, fluidly sliding her leg over his lap to seat herself on him.

Wearing the long, loose skirt, that also helps, the slit cutting up the length of her thigh.

Elena leans in close, chest to chest, an arm wrapped over his shoulders as her free hand trails over the side of his neck and down over his chest, a single fingertip moving down his torso. ]

Hey there, stranger...

[ He's left her quite breathless that her breath stutters softly. God has she missed his mouth. She's also missed having him so close, in person, getting to touch him and hear the low rumble of his voice. ]

[Nate casts a sudden worried glance to the side when she moves over him, half expecting to see a frowning bartender ready to order them to take it elsewhere, but there's nothing. Because of his line of work, he habitually picks tables in the back, out of the way, and it seems Elena does too.

He can't be worried for more than a couple seconds, though, because Elena is on top of him now and very, very close.]

Hey.

[One arm goes around her, both to hold her and to make sure the table edge isn't digging into her back, and the other goes down to her leg, hand resting so his fingers are touching warm skin. She didn't strike him as a skirt person before—from their first production meetings to the expedition to the trip to the lost colony, Elena had always been practical in her clothing choices.

But he likes the skirt if it means he can dip his hand further beneath the slide, running it up her thigh. He tips his head forward, kissing her again, slowly this time.]

[ The lighting is low enough at the back where they are where they shouldn't be immediately caught, a single tea light candles in a foggy glass holder in the middle. She's not all that worried. In fact, it's a little thrilling. Anyone could walk by and see, if they stared long enough to adjust to the change in atmosphere.

Her moan is low and approving to the callused glide of his fingers on her bared skin, muffled in the kiss. Her hand is back up to slide into his hair as she leans her weight comfortably against his front, adding a teasing little rock of her hips against his. ]

I think I missed you. Not too sure...

[ Thank goodness for it being a warmer time in the season in London, her skirt is definitely going to come in handy. Not that this was planned. She'd just figured she'd dress things up a teeny bit— long skirt, flats, loose button up with the top buttons undone to dip into her cleavage, no sleeves.

Elena Fisher had her jungle adventurer look and then she had her casual, around town look. ]

[It's a boon to his ego, that she'd thought of him while they were apart and wanted him enough to climb right into his lap. It goes both ways, of course; they might not have labels or exclusivity, but he's not interested in climbing in bed with anyone else right now, and he missed her just as much.]

Yeah? You're gonna make me conceited, you keep talking like that. [He nips at her lower lip and smiles against her mouth.] Give me a big head.

[His other hand slides up the back of her shirt, flat against her skin, and the other people in the bar are less and less of a concern.]

I'm sure we can find a way to release some of that air. Deflate your head a little. [ She nips back, smiles against him. She shows him a tiny space between thumb and forefinger, hand coming up for him to see. ] Just a little.

[ The press of his hand moving up between her shoulder blades pushes her as close as she can get on a low moan; that just encourages her to begin a slow rocking of just her hips, her lips leaving a trail of dragging, open kisses to his jaw.

People— what people? It's just them, in her mind. ]

[He could insert a dirty joke about his head getting bigger, but he won't. Nate's humor isn't the pinnacle of comedy, but that's just too easy.

(Insert joke about insertion. Insert joke about him being easy.)

The movement of her hips on his should be expected, but it catches him off-guard, and he lets out a little moan against her skin. He couldn't begin to try and hold it back.]

Little public, don't you think? We could leave...

[As if he's really doing much to discourage her, running his hands over every bit of skin he can reach and rocking his hips slowly against hers, matching a building rhythm.]

[ He also couldn't begin to try and stop her, once she gets going. ]

We could but I think I'm pretty cozy right here where...I am...

[ It's because he's begun to rock with her that her words trail off, a moan breathed out close to his ear. Dammit, he knows exactly how to match her. ]

Should we...go on an adventure?

[ One of her hands moves to his side to grip, fingers biting as they drag down to above his hip, her hips pressing harder, the pressure grinding through the thin layer of underwear making her gasp. ]

[Nate presses his mouth to her cheekbone in tiny little kisses, the picture of propriety and near chastity to anyone who happens to be looking their way.

No one is. He knows this because he keeps casting glances toward the crowd out of the corner of his eye. They're too wrapped up in their drinks, in their dates, in anything but the two Americans doing things to each other in a corner, hidden in plain sight.

He'd never pictured himself as an exhibitionist, but there's something about it that gets his bloody running, and he slides his hand under her skirt to grasp her ass firmly as he presses her hard against him.]

I like adventure.

[The murmured words are accompanied by a nip to the ear, enough to cause a little pain but not break the skin.]

[ Tiny little kisses peppered along her cheek, a warm feeling fills her chest. But who cares if anyone is watching, let them peep. Let them enjoy a show.

At least one of them is on top of keeping an eye out.

Her responding moan is loud next to his ear, breath gasping at both the grip he gets on her and the sharp nip, shivering visibly as she tilts her ear against his mouth. She digs her nails in at his side and moves her hand lower, breath quickening at the feel of his fingers grasping a nice handful of her ass, the satin slip of panties crooked to let the cheek hang out. ]

And here I had you pegged for a stay-at-home kind of guy.

[ Don't look now but she's working his belt open to get to the button of his pants, grinding herself against him. ]

[It's sweet, a measure of the affection he feels for her, but also a way of hiding in plain sight. Tiny little kisses are given by guys who are just a little too into their date, not by guys who are helping said date get his pants open at speed.]

Me? Really? And here I thought you knew me.

[In the Biblical sense, certainly. What a week that had been. But hey, memories fade, so it's clearly time for a refresh. And it goes both ways, so the hand that's helping her with his button and zipper abandons that pursuit and moves to her panties instead, stroking her clit through the material.]

All I know about you is what's in here.

[ Said with emphasis as she tugs open his pants (hello nice boxers), her hips lifting slightly to press in against his fingers. She bites her lip and huffs out a little laugh at the fact that they're getting handsy in public like a couple who haven't seen each other for weeks. ]

I mean, other than outrunning hairless zombies together and dealing with cursed treasure. That's always fun.

[ Any defense he has, Elena won't let him get it out, bringing her mouth to his as she slips her hand lower to palm over top of his cock through his boxers.

...oh, that's nice. ]

[Whatever they are, a couple or just a couple of people with an ill-defined relationship, Nate has missed her after not seeing her for however long it's been.]

Always.

[He's already hard when she gets her hand on him, and even through the thin material of his boxers, it's great. Way better than his own hand. He presses himself against her and breaths against her mouth when the kiss ends, keeping them close.]

And what's in here...?

[A finger slips beneath the edge of her panties, dipping in to feel how wet she is.]

I think you have your answer...

[ She nips at his bottom lip and closes her eyes, a quiet little sound of pleasure caught in her throat. He'll get to feel for himself once he slips in past her lips how slick the skin feels, a nice damp spot soaking her underwear.

Elena circles her hips, angles them forward, and she strokes her hand over him a few times before both hands are working his cock out through the front hole of his boxers. ]

[Nice to know he still has this effect on her. Not that he had any reason to think he wouldn't, but you know, research-based science is important. Sex science.]

Careful now. Wouldn't want anyone to get a look at the goods.

[As if patrons or employees would be fine with the two of them getting hot and heavy but scandalized by a flash of dick. Still, it's easier for him to be discreet, slipping to fingers in her up to the knuckle and moving them in circles, stroking. (But not that discreet, because he obviously still has his hand between her legs.)]

[ It can't be helped, he fills her right up and her response is to arch on his lap at the sensation, lifting slightly on her knees as her head begins to tip back. The sound that escapes her then is loud, but only because it's between them.

She'd barely managed to get him out of his boxers before he'd smoothly eased into her. Dammit.

He can circle and stroke from inside her, her hands are both wrapping around his shaft, starting with slowly jerking him off. ]

I'm s-sure you wouldn't care.

[That's what he likes to hear. And see, and feel. Nate uses the arm he's still got around her to pull her close so she can't lift herself too high. Thrilling as this is, to get this deep with people not far away, they don't need to make it more obvious what's going on.]

Sure I would. You're the only one I want to see them right now.

[He's a little breathless now, the way he's affected as well obvious in his voice and in the way his fingers' movement gets less smooth for a moment.]

[ Later she'll thank him for that. But now, Elena's dropping her head forward to rest their brows together, her hands squeezing around him. ]

And tomorrow. And the day after that. Maybe for the rest of the week.

[ Depending on flights and arrangements.

She's tensing up then, breath shuddering before she bites back the nearly pitching moan, body going tight around his fingers for a moment. If he keeps it up at that one spot then it's going to be game over for her, which isn't fair. ]

Nate— [ One hand now tightens around his cock, pumping. She's reaching with her other to push his hand out from between her legs. ] —this is happening, right now.

[He makes a small, slightly whiny noise of protest when she moves his hand away. He likes having his hand on her cunt, dammit.

But the lady is on his lap and in charge, so he goes along, wiping his fingers off on the side of his jeans.]

What, do you think I didn't notice?

[It'd be impossible not to. She's got his complete attention; he presses against her, shifting to let her do pretty much whatever she wants, and swallows a moan. She's damn good with her hands.]

[ It's nice what with it being hot and so wet, no wonder he gives that little whine and misses it already.

She's breathless with her laughter; where they are, that doesn't matter. But that doesn't mean she's not in disbelief at the urges and the need, wanting this now and not waiting to stumble out of the booth with him to find the nearest bathroom. ]

You tend to get easily distracted.

[ All she needs to do is tug her underwear aside and lift up, guiding him closer for the right angle when he readily moves with her. She keeps their heads close so it looks like they're only either making out or they're having a very private conversation, her free hand lifting to slide back behind his head, into his hair.

Elena bites back a low groan as she begins to sink herself down the first few inches— don't thrust up, don't thrust up is all she can think to herself, wishing he could read her thoughts just this once. Hoping it shows as she watches his face. ]

You're very...distracting...

[Don't thrust up, don't thrust up. That's the last thing that would help right now, making obvious motions like that, but god damn does he want to.

The contrast between the buzz of people in the bar, along with the fact that they're both fully clothed, against the very private thing they're doing makes this feel more electric than he'd have guessed.

He takes a carefully controlled, measured breath and kisses her, keeping his eyes open the whole time.]

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