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Get in, losers. We're doing smut prompts.

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I. REGULAR

First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've seen each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
Doggy style - Sex from behind.
Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
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II. PUBLIC

At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
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III. HARDCORE

Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
Dub-Con - They may not have initially wanted to, but they'll like it eventually.
Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
Blood play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
Power play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
Cock & ball/pussy torture - Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
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IV. ROLEPLAY

Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
Prostitute - They paid for you.
Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
Priest - They need to confess to you...
Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
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V. TOYS

Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
Unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
Speculum - Want a look inside?
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VI. FAIL

Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
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VII. MISCELLANEOUS

Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
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[Nate laughs as she drinks, delight and amusement mixed in the sound.]

You're gonna share that, right?

[Hydration is important! But instead of going for the glass, he kisses her again, deeper this time. Mmm, beer mouth.]

[ He doesn't give her the chance to answer. Her moan is the only answer that needs to be given, sounding into his mouth along with probably some of the beer she never got the chance to completely swallow.

That's okay, beer mouth. Mmm.

Keeping a good grip on the glass so it doesn't spill, she leans back for one more big sip. It's set back on the table as she begins to rock a little harder; now's a good time to get things really going, wonderfully stimulated from both the alcohol and the kiss, annnnnd of course the dick she's riding. ]

[It's a good thing she puts it down, because he's ready for business and that would probably mean one of both of them get drenched.

The whole public thing adds an element of danger, a thrill Nate can't deny, but that doesn't mean he really wants to get caught...especially because then they wouldn't get to finish.

He grips her hips with both hands and helps her rock, grinding against her and completely focused on getting her even wetter, getting them both off.]

[ Not finishing wouldn't be so bad, it would just makes things back at the hotel all the better.

Just the shallow rocking is enough to get her there, nice and wet. They'll need napkins after this, to wipe down the front of his jeans at least so it's not so noticeable. Or they can be clever, laugh about spilled beer.

She swears under her breath and digs her knees into the booth cushion, a hand going down to grip his side, her breaths quickening.

Give her props, she's managing to keep those sounds under control, only the slightest whimper heard between them. ]

[Eventually, his vision starts to go hazy and he squeezes his eyes shut, forcing himself to cling to self-control a little longer, a little harder.

People might be staring at them now, appalled, and he'd never know. Nate holds her against him with one hand and slips the fingers of his other hand between them. Time to bring them across the finish line.]

[ A dizziness nearly overwhelms her, it's getting to be too much, but she doesn't stop nor slow her rocking, determined for them to reach that glorious end. What sends her heart to trip over itself, every bit of her clenching down hard, is the sudden touch between her legs.

Her head falls back— it can't be helped— and her shoulders hunch up at the electric sensation charging up her back so quickly that it takes her breath away, his name a hushed moan.

If only they weren't in public, she'd probably get to feel his mouth marking her breasts and kissing as much skin as he can reach.

Her hips bear down and her fingers grasp, end up twisting his shirt in her hand, her orgasm silent as she bites back her sounds and shakes through it on harsh breaths pushed out through her nose. ]

[Good girl. She keeps control of the volume all the way to the end, even if she's losing control in every other way. And he knows she is, he can feel her shaking around him, clenching, and that's when he lets himself let go and follow her over the edge.

Nate doesn't do nearly as well, a dull groan escaping his throat. But he buries his face against the crook of her neck, getting to feel some of her skin even if his mouth can't reach what he really wants.

He pants against her as he comes down from the high, and sounds of the bar filter back through to his consciousness. They're not alone, but they are sweaty, sticky and pretty tawdry right now. He wouldn't have it any other way.]

[ Her breaths come out in ragged little pants against his ear once she's dropped her head forward, her hand cupped behind his neck. She can't help but shiver over his lap, lingering pulses from deep inside causing low, satisfied moans to sound from in her throat.

Elena barely hears the sounds around them breaking through the euphoric haze. A laugh cackles some tables over and glasses clink together, light British accents mixing with heavier ones. She's more focused on their heartbeats, how he's slowly softening inside of her, the sticky mess they've made.

Gradually she sags forward, her exhale sighing, and she untwists her hand from his shirt to slip in under it to gently squeeze at his waist and feel the bare, heated skin. ]

...can't say I've ever done that before.

[Nate laughs, smiling fondly at her and trying not to jump at the touch of her hand. After all that, he shouldn't feel ticklish, but it is what it is.]

Me either. [He turns his head to press a quick kiss against the side of hers.] I man, I've done that before. With you, even. But not here.

[Idly, he hopes no servers decide to check and see if they need a refill.]

So, uh...any idea how to get out of this without leaving a mess?

This can't seriously be the first time you've had sex in public.

[ She gives him a playful headbutt as she tips her head to the side against his. ]

Uh. Nope. We could ask for extra napkins. Beer?

[ Leaning back she twists again for the glass, bringing it between them, huffing at some loose hair to get it out of her face. Sure,
it's a bit uncomfortable but Elena's content. ]

In public, no. In a bar, yes.

[He's done things while bar-adjacent. But this is another first time with Elena.]

Beer is good.

[He takes a sip of it, then drops a kiss on her cheek before starting to wriggle.]

Okay, seriously now. We've pressed our luck enough—I don't wanna be caught with my dick out.

Okay. Good. Here I thought I had you beat on sex in public.

[ She gets it, she gets it. The wriggling shifts him underneath her a bit and she bites her lip at the sensitivity. Lifting up might just cause an even bigger mess but...

Reaching for what napkins are on the table, cleaning herself first might be the better option. Though she does hand him some as she begins to move off of him. To give him some privacy so he's not sitting with his dick out, she sits sideways in the booth, casually finishing off the beer while cleaning up, blocking him from anyone passing. ]

You good? No one will see.

[She doesn't have him beat at a single thi—all right, maybe one or two things.

He flashes her a grateful look as she moves, and sneaks some napkins off the table to help mop up. God, he's going to have to tip well. A few moments and one zip later, though, and everything's all taken care of, like nothing ever happened.]

I'm good. You?

[ Don't you dare judge her, Nathan Drake, but she's going to casually drop the crumpled up and wet napkins into a corner underneath the table. Oops. ]

Great! Thanks for asking.

[ She flags down a server for more drinks, at least another round. They don't seem to suspect anything, that healthy flush and glow on her face must look good on her. Or maybe it's just hot in the bar. ]

[She sounds so cheerful. It's adorable, and post-bar sex looks good on her. Nate laughs and slings an arm around her shoulders.]

You wanna get going once we finish those? Because I'll probably be recharged by then.

[ Leaning back in the booth with the weight of his arm comfortable over her shoulders, the server returns with the drinks. She snorts as she takes her sip and coughs on it, head tossing back on a laugh as she wipes at her mouth. ]

I missed you, too.

[Nate laughs. He can't deny it—this might not be his first time getting frisky (can't spell it without risky) in public, but he wouldn't do that with the next girl who walked in off the street. He did miss her, and he's glad to be here now.]

Well, you know what they say. Absence makes the something something.