The Midnight Texting Meme

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The Midnight Texting Meme 

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's, or brooding alone in the alleys as one does, when your phone rings and dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this time? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Pick up your phone and find out! 

Rules:

• Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
• Tag others
• Have fun!

Comments

[yokunaru]

Wow this IS bad.

What text, to who?

[selfies]

you have no idea......

it was seung-gil, we started talking after the grand prix

i think I'm too embarrassed to even tell you but I'm 1000% sure he thinks I'm weird now

[yokunaru]

[Wait. WAIT. No way.]

Phichit are you sexting Seung-Gil?????

[selfies]

MAYBE????

MAYBE I TOLD HIM I LIKED TO BE TIED UP AND OTHER THINGS

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE TELLING YOU THIS

[yokunaru]

It's a little TMI...

You told him just like that? What did he say??

1/??? personal crisis

[selfies]

IT WASN'T JUST LIKE THAT

1/???

[selfies]

...OKAY MAYBE IT WAS

1/4???

[selfies]

I JUST THREW IT OUT THERE TO TRY AND SEE IF HE'S A TOP OR A BOTTOM

ok done

[selfies]

OH GOD

PRETEND THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED IT'S JUST YOUR IMAGINATION

omg... 1/2

[yokunaru]

Too late. You definitely can't take any of this back now.

Re: ok done

[yokunaru]

So you and Seung-Gil? I didn't even know you were interested in him that way.

What the heck did I miss?

[Details. He's asking for details.]

[selfies]

Gah I have so many regrets right now.

I. Don't even know how it happened???? Like, he texted me after the Grand Prix to complement me on my routines. Which was surprising!! I don't think we've ever really spoken before. But we got to talking...... and I guess I was flirting, you know my teasing. Things just went from there.

And to answer your question he hasn't said anything!! That is the worst part. It's been an hour I'm dying Yuuri help.

Oh. I didn't realize the time. Sorry!!! Hope I didn't wake you.

1/2

[yokunaru]

He did?? Wow he didn't seem really interested in talking to anyone at the Rostelecom Cup.

Relax, Phichit, I'm sure he'll reply soon. If he's making this much effort just to contact you, that probably means something!

[yokunaru]

I can't believe I just gave you relationship advice.

[What is the world coming to??? Phichit's supposed to be the people-person here, not him!]

It's okay I wasn't sleeping yet!

1/2

[selfies]

omg and it was good advice???

My Yuuri is growing up.

Sheds a tear. They grow up so fast.

[selfies]

Ok good!

I keep forgetting we're not in the same timezone anymore.

[yokunaru]

It's almost as if you forgot I'm three years older than you.

I know. I kept thinking about calling and texting you that first week I was back in Japan. It was weird not seeing you everyday after we'd shared an apartment and rink for a few years.

[selfies]

I just don't know what to do with myself!!! It's almost like Viktor's dick was magical or something. It really has you blossoming.

Sigh, I know. I still haven't really gotten used to it. It's strange not having you around some days. I really miss being able to see you every day, you know?

[yokunaru]

[Knowing Yuuri as he does, Phichit can probably imagine the choking sound he'd made while reading the newest text.]

Phichit!!! OMG

WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT VIKTOR'S DICK OVER TEXT

[selfies]

[ He is cackling so hard right now oh gosh, he can imagine just how flustered that made Yuuri. ]

So can we talk about it in person, then? It's nice, isn't it? How big is it anyway? I always assumed he was fairly hung.

[yokunaru]

[Why is he friends with you again?]

You're doing it on purpose!

Please get on skype so I can hang up on you properly for this.

[selfies]

[ Actually is calling on Skype! He really needs to see Yuuri's face right now bahahaha. ]

[yokunaru]

[Yuuri picks up almost immediately. As Phichit probably suspected, his face is still very obviously red.]

We're not talking about it in person either. Or through skype--you know what I mean.

[selfies]

[ E x c e l l e t. Phichit is giggling because he can't help it. Sorry, bro. ]

Oh, come on!

[ More giggling. Then, a moment later, once he contains himself a bit— ]

How is everything over there, anyway?

[yokunaru]

Phichit. [Yuuri just squawks his name out as emphatically as possible, even setting his phone down on the desk to hide his face.]

It's been busy. [His voice is muffled by his hands.] It's going to take a while to unpack everything.