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[personal profile] youdontknowme 2017-03-11 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
1. I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.

2. Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.

3. I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY

4 MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.

5. [Text him!]
nomorefistbumps: (Doubt your face)

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[personal profile] nomorefistbumps 2017-03-11 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
OhmyGOD why did you do this to me Why did you give me this mental image?

Also HOW did you know I was even in the area, did you track my phone? I was trying to surprise you, you stalker. :P
youdontknowme: (falling books)

[personal profile] youdontknowme 2017-03-11 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know I don't think I could face it alone

oh god its getting louder

Hah, I am just that good. :D

Also, instagram.
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[personal profile] nomorefistbumps 2017-03-11 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Gross.

Y r u still in the house? LEAVE THE SCARRING MEMORIES BEHIND!

Stalker :P
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[personal profile] youdontknowme 2017-03-11 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude it is so cold out there....oh god yeah i'm going, christ

man, why can't spring get here already? It is sooooo cold out here.

U love it. =D

Soooo are you coming?
nomorefistbumps: (Ignoring you)

[personal profile] nomorefistbumps 2017-03-11 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Cold > being scarred for life by your mom's......ESCAPADES.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm here.