look, up in the sky! its a cruller! its a flapjack!! soaring away on a cloud of sprinkles. drowning evildoers in boiling hot grease. which seems like historically more of a villain move but maybe he just does it to real shitheads.
Nah, you can do anything you want to evildoers and still be a hero. Look at Dexter. And think about it, Deepfried Defender makes you question all of your life choices, not just the calories. There's a poetic justice in there somewhere.
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probably?
the least time i ate this many it was like a rainbow of puke so i would really like for that to not happen twice in a row
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a half dozen?
i got a weak stomach!!
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the worst best superhero name.
look, up in the sky!
its a cruller! its a flapjack!!
soaring away on a cloud of sprinkles.
drowning evildoers in boiling hot grease.
which seems like historically more of a villain move but maybe he just does it to real shitheads.
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Nah, you can do anything you want to evildoers and still be a hero. Look at Dexter.
And think about it, Deepfried Defender makes you question all of your life choices, not just the calories. There's a poetic justice in there somewhere.
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is the deepfried defender fighting for or against donuts???
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oh fuck, he's a villain.
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we need to recenter.
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More importantly, I need to eat your donuts. I've waited SO LONG. Stop holding out on me.
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or else i will vacuum up the whole box.
and literally barf my guts out.
do you want that?
do you want my guts on your hands?!?
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Alright, I'm coming over. Just let me find my pants.