naturaldisasster: (Cynical)

[personal profile] naturaldisasster 2017-03-10 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If I bask, are you gonna share?
trashmammal: (open up your ugly mouth)

[personal profile] trashmammal 2017-03-10 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
i mean...

probably?

the least time i ate this many it was like a rainbow of puke so i would really like for that to not happen twice in a row
naturaldisasster: (OMGWTFBBQ!)

[personal profile] naturaldisasster 2017-03-10 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus Christ, how many donuts do you have?
trashmammal: (find limits past the limits)

[personal profile] trashmammal 2017-03-10 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
like
a half dozen?

i got a weak stomach!!
naturaldisasster: ('And it was this big...')

[personal profile] naturaldisasster 2017-03-10 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn right you do. But that's why you have me around. Just call me your deepfried defender.
trashmammal: (open up your ugly mouth)

[personal profile] trashmammal 2017-03-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
god that is like
the worst best superhero name.

look, up in the sky!
its a cruller! its a flapjack!!
soaring away on a cloud of sprinkles.
drowning evildoers in boiling hot grease.
which seems like historically more of a villain move but maybe he just does it to real shitheads.
naturaldisasster: (Bang)

[personal profile] naturaldisasster 2017-03-11 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
ty ty

Nah, you can do anything you want to evildoers and still be a hero. Look at Dexter.
And think about it, Deepfried Defender makes you question all of your life choices, not just the calories. There's a poetic justice in there somewhere.
Edited 2017-03-11 02:30 (UTC)
trashmammal: (open up your ugly mouth)

[personal profile] trashmammal 2017-03-11 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
wait wait wait wait.
is the deepfried defender fighting for or against donuts???
naturaldisasster: ("Makes me wanna scream")

[personal profile] naturaldisasster 2017-03-11 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
No no no he just supplies the donuts and then waits for you to feel guilty about it

oh fuck, he's a villain.
trashmammal: (for the choices that you make)

[personal profile] trashmammal 2017-03-11 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
this characters getting away from us.
we need to recenter.
naturaldisasster: (Five feet of FURY)

[personal profile] naturaldisasster 2017-03-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're right. He needs to be a wholesome protagonist, stealing baked goods from the rich to give to the needy.

More importantly, I need to eat your donuts. I've waited SO LONG. Stop holding out on me.
trashmammal: (let people call you crazy)

[personal profile] trashmammal 2017-03-11 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
well come here and GET THEM!!
or else i will vacuum up the whole box.
and literally barf my guts out.

do you want that?
do you want my guts on your hands?!?
naturaldisasster: (Zero fucks to give)

[personal profile] naturaldisasster 2017-03-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I can live with that on my conscience, tbh.

Alright, I'm coming over. Just let me find my pants.