Valentine's Day Sexting!

[legit]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[engorgimpressed]

I always have a lot of enthusiasm dad it's my THING.

We could though? Or we could keep texting. That'd be fine too.

[alphaophiuchi]

True. It's frightening. I'm not sure where you got it from

I think we should keep texting instead. Tell me about your day.

[engorgimpressed]

Well I dunno either dad it's just me

[Might have hit a bit of a nerve there]

It was going fine and relatively unawkward until I got this weird text from my dad.

[alphaophiuchi]

Didn't say it was a bad thing, did I?

And then you decided to respond to said text. Tsk. Have I taught you nothing?

[engorgimpressed]

If I hadn't you might have thought it went to the right number and then where would we be????

[alphaophiuchi]

Somewhere terrible, probably

I like to think we could have managed anyway. We always do.

[engorgimpressed]

Precisely!!

Well maybe probably but it would have been terrible as you said so best to avoid it!

[alphaophiuchi]

!!

So tell me about the other unawkward things you've been doing with your day!

[ avoidance! ]

[engorgimpressed]

[ugh no it's weird when you do it dad stop]

I got a text from Albus and he was doing this weird hissing thing but then he got mad because it didn't work with the word "excellent" and he stopped.

[alphaophiuchi]

[ gently makes fun of u. ]

The two of you are a never ending souce of entertainment, truly. Only a Potter would get mad at a word for not working with a new game.

[engorgimpressed]

[uggggghhhhhhh you're the Worst!!!!!!!]

Dad you threatened to hex the stove for "making the kettle boil over" when you forgot you were making tea.

[alphaophiuchi]

[ this number one dad mug disagrees with you ]

Perhaps it shouldn't have heated up so quickly then. I could have sworn it took much longer the last time I bothered.

[engorgimpressed]

[He's going to take it back if you're not careful!!!]

It can't understand you it's a stove!!!!!

[alphaophiuchi]

[ noooooooooo- ]

That's not the point!

[engorgimpressed]

MY point was that it's ridiculous for you to make that comment when you get mad at inanimate objects for doing what they're supposed to do.

[alphaophiuchi]

Did you ever go to your room?

[engorgimpressed]

NO!! And I'm not going to if I don't want to!!!

[alphaophiuchi]

Yes, you do! That's how this is supposed to work!

[engorgimpressed]

I'm an adult you can't send me to my room!!!!

[alphaophiuchi]

Just because you got bigger doesn't mean I'm not still your father