t-bone ([personal profile] legit) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-02-14 12:14 pm
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Valentine's Day Sexting!







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

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engorgimpressed: (🝮 14)

[personal profile] engorgimpressed 2017-02-17 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He's going to take it back if you're not careful!!!]

It can't understand you it's a stove!!!!!
alphaophiuchi: (oh gods what is happening)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2017-02-17 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ noooooooooo- ]

That's not the point!
engorgimpressed: (🝮 9)

[personal profile] engorgimpressed 2017-02-17 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
MY point was that it's ridiculous for you to make that comment when you get mad at inanimate objects for doing what they're supposed to do.
alphaophiuchi: (dryly staring)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2017-02-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you ever go to your room?
engorgimpressed: (🝮 10)

[personal profile] engorgimpressed 2017-02-17 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
NO!! And I'm not going to if I don't want to!!!
alphaophiuchi: (what even is that)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2017-02-17 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you do! That's how this is supposed to work!
engorgimpressed: (🝮 6)

[personal profile] engorgimpressed 2017-02-17 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm an adult you can't send me to my room!!!!
alphaophiuchi: (oh gods what is happening)

[personal profile] alphaophiuchi 2017-02-23 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Just because you got bigger doesn't mean I'm not still your father
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