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The Random "I Put Out" Porn Scenario Meme 3.0

This might be your typical sex meme in some ways, but it has a twist! The thread starter chooses their favored scenario (or multiples!) and writes a set up in their comment so others can jump right in if they like the direction you want to go. Blank comments are not allowed and they will be deleted! Please don't forget to state your preferences and respect others!

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.


Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Miles Edgeworth ( Ace Attorney )

[seismophobic]

( M/F pref, with a particular interest in femdom. Public and roleplay iffy. )

[crushyou]

[ Hi there! I was wondering if you were open to Franziskas? ]

[seismophobic]

( I'd be down!! Go for it! :> )

"Marie" | OC | OTA (F/F pref)

[onewithwater]

Hardcore - Fighting + Toys - Water:

If there is anything Marie enjoys more is the idea of being able to fight someone. For some reason, it's the thrill of the fight that gets her all excited. Especially if she's on the winning side. Lashing out with watery tendrils, her actions don't seem to damage or injure, instead they are various close calls, as if wishing to work up her opponent with that same thrill.

"C'mon, don't leave me hanging~!" Marie teased. "Give me your best shot or I'll pin you down~!"

Misc. - Threesome

Wherever you may be, you might be finding yourself confronted by what seems to be an illusion - a trio of blue-haired women, eyeing you curiously.

"Oooh, this one's a keeper~!" One says, playfully.

"We should have lots of fun with this one!" A second says.

"Now, now, we shouldn't scare our new friend here." The third says, smiling warmly at you. "Please forgive them - they get really playful meeting someone new."

Wildcard - Debug Mode

Ah, the Debug Mode - in video games, it's a wonderful way to mess with the game you got. Maybe getting more items, getting to the end of the game, or even messing with character models!

It's the last one that's quite frightening, especially in the real world. Especially in the hands of someone who's both bored and curious. Especially someone like Marie.

"Oh, so many options, so many choices, so few people." Marie uttered curiously, looking over her options. "I wonder who I can pick for this..."

Wildcard

Feel free to mix and match, or even suggest a scenario!

[wingsoffayth]

[ooc: Interested in maybe combining Debug Mode and Threesome/Moresome? Maybe use it to change the clones and make Yuna more happy to be involved?]

[onewithwater]

(OoC: Sure! Anything in particular you'd like or just go wild?)

[wingsoffayth]

[ooc: I'm cool with water cocks/strapons like our last thread? Maybe some orgasm denial, beyond that anything is game that isn't bathroom/blood/pain related!]

[onewithwater]

(OoC: Gotcha! Want me to keep going with the opener or do you have it?)

[wingsoffayth]

[ooc: You go ahead since it's Debug mode as well! That way you can set your parameters]

[onewithwater]

The third Marie started to approach Yuna, distracting her from the other two before her. "Besides, I'm certain we've already met!" As she did that, the two Maries began to fiddle something out of the Summoner's view - a Debug Mode. The hesitation Yuna might have would easily give way to familiarity and relief to see her, a desire to be near her again.

[wingsoffayth]

Yuna smiled fondly as Marie approached, holding out her hands palm up, happy to see her indeed. The false memories implanted take hold quickly, calling to mind acquaintances long forgot.

"We have. I remember you. It's been a while but it's good to see you again!"

She quirked her head to one side, looking at the trio of women with a kind of misty eyed curiosity, then shakes it off.

"I didn't know you were triplets though!"

[onewithwater]

Marie laughed as she embraced Yuna. "Oh, need to know. Need to know. But, now you know!" She said, smiling broadly. The familiar feeling continued to grow fonder. Friends? Oh, no, there was a desire to be held by this woman now. A love she forgot she had.

[wingsoffayth]

Yuna beamed, growing happier and happier in the embrace. She tugged Marie closer, leaning against the taller woman without any trace of hesitation. How had she forgotten Marie? How? It was like a light had been switched on.

"I do!" she giggled, grinning into those dark eyes.

"And I'm glad. You must be very close."

Leona | League of Legends | OTA

[zenithguard]

Public 3

It was a gorgeous and sunny day with clear skies, which always left Leona in an energetic mood. As the chances of being attacked in a public park were low, she'd traded out her battle armor for a light yellow sundress and sandals. Merely walking through the park was too sedate of an activity for her, and she'd been looking for an opportunity for a while now, barely listening to whatever her partner was saying.

She found it, in the form of a stand of trees and bushes a bit away from the beaten path that didn't have anyone too near it. She grabbed her partner's hand abruptly to start pulling them in that direction, and whispered in their ear. "If we sneaked off to those trees over there, I bet you a gold piece no one could see us. Also I'm not wearing any underwear."

Hardcore 17

The training grounds were abandoned today, save Leona and her practice partner. She felt like she'd been neglecting her training in wrestling in favor of the sword and shield, and could use a bit of a refresher. She stood across from her opponent in a ready stance, wearing a tunic and trousers, both worn loose and of a light material that wouldn't restrict her movements.

Normally, Leona took training very seriously, but today there was something slightly off about her expression. Her eyes constantly roved up and down her opponent's body, not just analyzing their stance or looking for weaknesses as per normal, but also paying attention to how their clothes were tight in some places or how they might slip off in other places. Her mind was not focused.

Regular

Last night, Leona stumbled into your front door and pounded on it until you let her collapse in your entryway. Her armor was battered and damaged, and her flesh was not in much better shape. She was covered in dirt and bruises and scrapes. Some frantic late night medical care had taken place before she passed out on your couch.

It was now morning, and she was feeling a lot better. You could tell she was feeling a lot better by how she just opened the door to the bathroom despite you OBVIOUSLY not being done with the shower. She was still on the other side of the curtain, but who knew how long THAT state of affairs would continue.

"I probably would have lived if you had turned me away last night, but I'd be a lot less comfortable right now. So...I wanted to thank you."

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: Would you accept a futa character for option #1?)

[zenithguard]

[Do you know, I've never actually tried it before? Let's try it and find out!]

[pink_is_back]

The two of them had been unlikely friends, Leona so closely tied to the sun, and Usa aligned with the moon. Maybe it was the contrast between the two that made things work out in the end. She couldn't say for certain when they'd crossed the line from simply friends to something more, but all the time spent both having fun and practicing for potential combat had brought them to where they were now. A nice walk in the park was a change, giving them both some down time to relax. Usa was trying to explain an idea she'd had to combine their powers using her power of protection and Leona's Eclipse. She hadn't even noticed her partner wasn't paying close attention.

"Hey!" Where were they going? Usa followed along toward the trees, her eyes widening at the proposal. She couldn't help but laugh at the notion of not being seen, but quickly stopped when Leona explained her fashion choice for the day. Arousal stirred beneath her black dress, and since she had worn underwear, it was about to become very uncomfortable. She put a little more hustle in her step to get over to the trees. "A gold piece? I see. You're on."

[zenithguard]

[OOC: btw what style of Futa are we talking about? Grows a dick when she's aroused? Full package?]

She marched right through the bushes, barely remembering that she wasn't wearing trousers in time to stop some branches from ripping her dress. She decided she either needed to wear dresses more often or not at all, and wasn't sure which sounded better. The slightly urgent expression she saw when she peeked back at Usa made her want to lean towards "more often".

In the middle of the little mini-forest, there were surprisingly few lines of sight to the rest of the park, and the sounds of other people were surprisingly muted. Leona stopped in the middle of a small clear area between some bushes and closed her eyes, waiting for Usa to catch up and enjoying the feeling of the sun playing on her skin through gently moving leaves and branches.

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: Full package would be the most accurate description.)

Usa was more careful, having plenty of experience with dresses. They were her go to form of clothing, most comfortable and easily hiding things she didn't want the general public to know about. Robes were her second favorite thing, but in the direct sunlight they were kind of miserable, given most of her clothes were dark blue or black. She navigated through the bramble without too much issue, pausing when she'd reached the small clearing between all the trees.

"Wow. It's like a hidden room made of trees," she uttered, taking a quick look all around them. Usa grinned, shifting closer to Leona so that she was standing directly in front of her. With her hands near her back, she reached beneath her own dress and tugged at her own undergarment. "So, no underwear? I guess I should even things up a little, shouldn't I?"

[zenithguard]

Instead of answering immediately, Leona draped her arms over Usa's shoulders and gave her a quick kiss. When she broke it off, she remained slightly bent over so that they were forehead to forehead and smiled happily at her.

"I think that that sounds like a splendid idea."

[pink_is_back]

She really tried to be elegant about it but there was only so much she could do undressing without actually undressing. Little by little she managed, pushing the lower garment down until gravity took over from there. Usa kicked the garment aside and reached out to take hold of Leona's hips, gazing back into her eyes.

"There we are. Now, what brought this on?"

[zenithguard]

The people of Mt. Targon are known for their toughness, their spirituality, and their martial skill. They were not known for their elegance. Maybe it was just because her standards were low, but she generally considered Usa as being unable to do anything inelegantly. She allowed her hips to be taken hold of and stepped closer, until all that stood between them was the thin fabric of their clothes.

"Do I need an explanation for wanting to lay with my lover?"

Akane Kowata | Flying Witch | ota

[jetsetwitch]

Misc 14

Akane and a friend had been trying out a new potion that was supposed to let you change your appearance, and it had worked, in a manner of speaking. She still more or less looked like herself, but her boobs had shrunk down to basically nothing, and something felt very different and VERY uncomfortable between her legs. She unbuttoned her pants, which had not been cut to make room for her new form, and a large penis had immediately popped out almost like a jack in the box. "Well THAT'S a hell of a thing."

Still, she figured, it should only be a temporary change, and sometimes all you can do is make the best of a weird situation. She looked up from her new toy to the person who had, until moments ago, been a boy. "Hey, as long as we're stuck like this for now, wanna try something crazy?"

Regular 3

Time for a fun night in. Akane had brought pizza and wine, her partner had been in charge of bringing a dirty movie to watch. Tissues had been supplied, the lights had been turned down low, and pants had been taken off. It takes a mind dedicated to being relaxed and shameless to be holding a slice of pizza in one hand and masturbating with the other while someone else was in the room, but Akane and her friend possessed just such a mind.

She hesitated about ten minutes into the film, though, then reached over and grabbed the box the disc had been in. "This isn't-"

Before she got any further, the couple on the screen were joined by a second actress. This new character didn't have white hair, and wasn't very tanned, but it was still unmistakably a slightly younger version of Akane herself.

"Oh my god. Of all the movies you could have picked, you picked THIS one. Did you do it on purpose?"

She sounds less like she's mad and more like she's about to start laughing.

Public 2

Akane clung to her date's arm as they wandered the amusement park. She was having fun, and had also had fun on the last few dates they'd been on. She'd worn a slightly skimpier outfit than normal as a subtle hint that she'd be receptive to them making some advances on her.

But they hadn't yet, and whether they were planning to or not, Akane was starting to feel impatient. She steered her date around some booths so they could see the ferris wheel and pointed at it. "We should ride that!"

She went on in a slightly lower tone of voice. "You know what kinds of things people do on ferris wheels, right?"

Vincent Law/Ergo Proxy // Ergo Proxy // OTA

[theworldunwinds]

[ooc: Vincent is M/M only, but Ergo is open to all. Open to most scenarios, PM me to discuss, kinks are in the journal!]

Scorpius Malfoy | HP next gen | m/m

[littlestmalfoy]

(( starting with one basic prompt, feel free to add in any of the others. particularly interested in adding in toys and/or hardcore prompts! ))

I - public: at school
Above them, the stands roar with the sound of cheering students as one of the teams scores another goal. Ravenclaw, maybe? Who knows. The grass is cold beneath his knees, seeping in through the wool of his trousers, and his jaw is beginning to ache. Scorpius doesn't care, can't care, not with his mouth occupied as it is as he sucks at the prick that fills his senses, and the faint sting of hands in his hair.

If he doesn't hurry, the game will end. And as soon as students start leaving the Quidditch field, he'll be seen. The thought makes him moan as he pushes down a little further, struggling with the impulse to gag as he tries to get the whole cock into his mouth.


II - roleplay: teacher/student (can be actual, can be roleplay)
"Professor, I don't understand." Scorpius slaps his essay down onto the heavy wooden desk. "I did this perfectly. It's exactly what you asked for! This grade isn't possible. I'm top of the class, Professor. I can't have a mark like this on my record, it'll ruin everything!"

He's practically yelling at the end, panting heavily as he struggles to fight back the frustrated tears making his vision swim. Taking a moment to catch his breath, he straightens up, rolling his shoulders back. "There must be something I can do. Extra credit, maybe. I'll do anything. Anything. Please, give me a chance to fix this."


III - MISC: sex club
If his father knew he came here, Scorpius would probably be immediately disowned. Despite the shame Grandfather had brought to the Malfoy name, Scorpius's father had worked hard to make it better. The Potters had helped, and Scorpius is grateful, really he is, but everyone in the Wizarding world knows him. His hair and his eyes are just too recognizable, and even if they don't realize it immediately, they tend to pick it out of his features--something about his nose or his chin or whatever just screams Malfoy to even the casual wizard.

So here he is, Muggle London, in a club that seems to actually cater specifically for men looking for other men to bugger them. Or to do the buggering. Scorpius prefers the former, but the latter's what he's trying to hook, so that's always a plus. Dragonhide trousers and a simple silk shirt keeps him blending in enough that the Muggles don't think of him as particularly strange, while preventing odd questions.

Lounging back against the bar with a glass of something bright green in hand, Scorpius lets his eyes roam.


WILDCARD - write up your own starter or hit me up for something else