processions ([personal profile] processions) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-02-05 06:36 pm

Let's set our stage

The Random "I Put Out" Porn Scenario Meme 3.0


This might be your typical sex meme in some ways, but it has a twist! The thread starter chooses their favored scenario (or multiples!) and writes a set up in their comment so others can jump right in if they like the direction you want to go. Blank comments are not allowed and they will be deleted! Please don't forget to state your preferences and respect others!

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.


Regular

1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.
seismophobic: (15;)

Miles Edgeworth ( Ace Attorney )

[personal profile] seismophobic 2017-02-06 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
( M/F pref, with a particular interest in femdom. Public and roleplay iffy. )
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (Default)

"Marie" | OC | OTA (F/F pref)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hardcore - Fighting + Toys - Water:

If there is anything Marie enjoys more is the idea of being able to fight someone. For some reason, it's the thrill of the fight that gets her all excited. Especially if she's on the winning side. Lashing out with watery tendrils, her actions don't seem to damage or injure, instead they are various close calls, as if wishing to work up her opponent with that same thrill.

"C'mon, don't leave me hanging~!" Marie teased. "Give me your best shot or I'll pin you down~!"

Misc. - Threesome

Wherever you may be, you might be finding yourself confronted by what seems to be an illusion - a trio of blue-haired women, eyeing you curiously.

"Oooh, this one's a keeper~!" One says, playfully.

"We should have lots of fun with this one!" A second says.

"Now, now, we shouldn't scare our new friend here." The third says, smiling warmly at you. "Please forgive them - they get really playful meeting someone new."

Wildcard - Debug Mode

Ah, the Debug Mode - in video games, it's a wonderful way to mess with the game you got. Maybe getting more items, getting to the end of the game, or even messing with character models!

It's the last one that's quite frightening, especially in the real world. Especially in the hands of someone who's both bored and curious. Especially someone like Marie.

"Oh, so many options, so many choices, so few people." Marie uttered curiously, looking over her options. "I wonder who I can pick for this..."

Wildcard

Feel free to mix and match, or even suggest a scenario!
crushyou: (pic#8747558)

[personal profile] crushyou 2017-02-06 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hi there! I was wondering if you were open to Franziskas? ]
wingsoffayth: (Neutral)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Interested in maybe combining Debug Mode and Threesome/Moresome? Maybe use it to change the clones and make Yuna more happy to be involved?]
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (Default)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
(OoC: Sure! Anything in particular you'd like or just go wild?)
wingsoffayth: (Coy)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: I'm cool with water cocks/strapons like our last thread? Maybe some orgasm denial, beyond that anything is game that isn't bathroom/blood/pain related!]
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (Default)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
(OoC: Gotcha! Want me to keep going with the opener or do you have it?)
wingsoffayth: (Neutral)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: You go ahead since it's Debug mode as well! That way you can set your parameters]
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (Default)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The third Marie started to approach Yuna, distracting her from the other two before her. "Besides, I'm certain we've already met!" As she did that, the two Maries began to fiddle something out of the Summoner's view - a Debug Mode. The hesitation Yuna might have would easily give way to familiarity and relief to see her, a desire to be near her again.
wingsoffayth: (Heheh)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuna smiled fondly as Marie approached, holding out her hands palm up, happy to see her indeed. The false memories implanted take hold quickly, calling to mind acquaintances long forgot.

"We have. I remember you. It's been a while but it's good to see you again!"

She quirked her head to one side, looking at the trio of women with a kind of misty eyed curiosity, then shakes it off.

"I didn't know you were triplets though!"
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (8)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Marie laughed as she embraced Yuna. "Oh, need to know. Need to know. But, now you know!" She said, smiling broadly. The familiar feeling continued to grow fonder. Friends? Oh, no, there was a desire to be held by this woman now. A love she forgot she had.
wingsoffayth: (Chipper)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuna beamed, growing happier and happier in the embrace. She tugged Marie closer, leaning against the taller woman without any trace of hesitation. How had she forgotten Marie? How? It was like a light had been switched on.

"I do!" she giggled, grinning into those dark eyes.

"And I'm glad. You must be very close."
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (2)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mm, very close." Marie replied.

"And we'd like to be close to you!" One of the Maries said. She pulled Yuna away in a twirl, her clothes disappearing and reforming into her Summoner's robes as she was caught by the other Marie.

"Why should she hog someone as cute as you?"
wingsoffayth: (Happy!)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuna's eyes sparkled as she was pulled against one of the clones, hitting with a whuff and another laugh. Oh she could get used to this. The clothing change was barely noticed, the comfortable and familiar length of her robes settling in almost naturally.

"Oh! Well, I guess that wouldn't be terribly fair to the two of you...and I'd get two new friends out of it so I think it works out nicely."

Her cheeks flushed slightly as she looked back at Marie, marveling at the similarities and ignoring the one playing with the debug panel.

"If Marie doesn't mind sharing me with you, I don't mind getting to know the two of you better."
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (9)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Marie laughed at Yuna's suggestion. "Of course it's okay!" She said. "I've been actually wanting to do so, but, well... look at you. You probably have other people eyeing you and it wouldn't be fair to hog you to myself with that."
wingsoffayth: (Heheh)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuna blinked innocently, shifting herself so that her back was to the clone, her front facing Marie. That sort of language was new. She'd always felt her love one sided, and she knew at least that she had some admirers, but hearing Marie's compliments, that sad look on her face...

"Well, no. I think it's fine if you don't want to share. But if you do...then what did you have in mind?"
zenithguard: (A sunny smile!)

Leona | League of Legends | OTA

[personal profile] zenithguard 2017-02-06 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Public 3

It was a gorgeous and sunny day with clear skies, which always left Leona in an energetic mood. As the chances of being attacked in a public park were low, she'd traded out her battle armor for a light yellow sundress and sandals. Merely walking through the park was too sedate of an activity for her, and she'd been looking for an opportunity for a while now, barely listening to whatever her partner was saying.

She found it, in the form of a stand of trees and bushes a bit away from the beaten path that didn't have anyone too near it. She grabbed her partner's hand abruptly to start pulling them in that direction, and whispered in their ear. "If we sneaked off to those trees over there, I bet you a gold piece no one could see us. Also I'm not wearing any underwear."

Hardcore 17

The training grounds were abandoned today, save Leona and her practice partner. She felt like she'd been neglecting her training in wrestling in favor of the sword and shield, and could use a bit of a refresher. She stood across from her opponent in a ready stance, wearing a tunic and trousers, both worn loose and of a light material that wouldn't restrict her movements.

Normally, Leona took training very seriously, but today there was something slightly off about her expression. Her eyes constantly roved up and down her opponent's body, not just analyzing their stance or looking for weaknesses as per normal, but also paying attention to how their clothes were tight in some places or how they might slip off in other places. Her mind was not focused.

Regular

Last night, Leona stumbled into your front door and pounded on it until you let her collapse in your entryway. Her armor was battered and damaged, and her flesh was not in much better shape. She was covered in dirt and bruises and scrapes. Some frantic late night medical care had taken place before she passed out on your couch.

It was now morning, and she was feeling a lot better. You could tell she was feeling a lot better by how she just opened the door to the bathroom despite you OBVIOUSLY not being done with the shower. She was still on the other side of the curtain, but who knew how long THAT state of affairs would continue.

"I probably would have lived if you had turned me away last night, but I'd be a lot less comfortable right now. So...I wanted to thank you."
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (Default)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"If I share you... you wouldn't mind having fun with us, hm?" Marie asked innocently, the clone still fiddling with the controls. "Just be silly and inventive with our magic?"

There was the urge do just that, a curiosity getting the better of Yuna.
wingsoffayth: (Blushing)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have fun..." Yuna said blearily, the controls making the choice for her. She was curious, and Marie with two copies? That was an exhilarating thought. Blood rushed to her cheeks all the same, because she did understand the meaning.

"I...guess we could do that. I wouldn't mind, if it would make you three happy. I think it'd be nice, even."
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (6)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The second Marie giggled and spun Yuna around again. There was a rush as she enjoyed seeing Yuna's hair and clothing flair out as she spun her. Catching her, she held her close as one hand cupped her cheek.

"Oh, but it wouldn't be fair to be greedy like that. Do you want to? We could always go slow, too!"
wingsoffayth: (Happy!)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuna laughed and pressed in close to the Marie holding her, her hand snaking around to pull that "sister" closer. She was enjoying the intimacy of the hand on her cheek, enough so that she nuzzled against it playfully, her multicolored eyes focused on Marie's own.

"I do want to. Yes, of course. I've...not been with a woman, or a magician before, but I'm sure you can show me. And if it makes you happy, then I'll be happy. You don't have to hold back because of me."
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (Default)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mm, you have such a pretty laugh." Marie said, pulling the two of them close to her. "Though, we do have a lot of tricks in store for you." There was a giggle as the real Marie began to rub Yuna's stomach, moving her hand upwards.
wingsoffayth: (Coy)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you now?" Yuna said with a crooked smile, leaning back against Marie, eager to feel the hands of her love, more than anything. The copies were nice, but the real one was where her affections truly lay, and she'd need time to get used to the others.

"Well, please show me. I am eager to see just what you have in mind, love."

She awkwardly drops her other hand down to start rubbing the real Marie's thigh, pressed between the two women as she was she didn't have much room.

"Though, I hope you have a comfortable bed ready. I'm not sure the floor here would be ideal."
onewithwater: PB is Maria Traydor of Star Ocean 3 (6)

[personal profile] onewithwater 2017-02-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
There was something so attractive about Yuna's awkwardness. Was it just because of the position or was it a sense of innocence in it all? Marie would figure it out one day. At her request for the bed, the third one spoke up.

"Oh, dear! I almost forgot!" She said. There was a giggle as the ground underneath Yuna started to shift.

"You wanted to see our magic? Here's a taste." The real Marie said as the ground started to gently pull Yuna in. No malice to this, but Yuna would certainly wonder what was in store.
wingsoffayth: (Heheh)

[personal profile] wingsoffayth 2017-02-06 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuna blinked, looking down at the ground in surprise. This was new, and while she knew it wasn't malicious (or assumed thanks to the Debug Mode) she was still surprised.

"H-Hey...what's going on?" she asked as her feet sank in, the already short girl looking up at the "Sisters" in bemused surprise. It wouldn't be too long till she was eye level with their hips. "I'm already short, why make me shorter?"

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