the good news is theres no zombiesbut we might have a concussed half alive thing out there
YES I LET A HOMICIDAL GOAT GO OH NO SHAME ON ME I DIDNT TRY TO KILL IT THAT FUCKER TRIED TO KILL ME
DONT DRILL ME LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE
1 someone i work with2 i have no idea it wasnt my goat3 BEING FUCKING USELESS MEMBERS OF SOCIETY4 well the cats sure didnt help with that
THEYRE FINE THEY DIDNT EVEN FUCK AROUND THEY ALL LEFT!!some guy you dont wanna mess with forreal
lets just say im way more scared of him than the law
I DIDNT WANT HIM TO DO THIS I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE GOAT UNTIL I SAW IT
YOURE CONVENIENTLY IGNORING THE PART WHERE IM MORE SCARED OF HIM THAN THE POLICE the cats let me in
ITS VERY INCONVENIENT SO THINK ABOUT THAT !! BE A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVEthey let us in man we might have had tuna so
itll be him one way or another no worries
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the good news is theres no zombiesbut we might have a concussed half alive thing out there
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What part of almost slaughtering a scared and possibly stolen animal in my house sounded like a good idea?
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YES I LET A HOMICIDAL GOAT GOOH NO SHAME ON ME
I DIDNT TRY TO KILL IT THAT FUCKER TRIED TO KILL ME
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Is there more to this I should know before I drill you?
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DONT DRILL ME LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONEno subject
2 where did you get this goat
3 where were my cats during all this
4 did you clean up the blood? Because I see no blood
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1 someone i work with2 i have no idea it wasnt my goat
3 BEING FUCKING USELESS MEMBERS OF SOCIETY
4 well the cats sure didnt help with that
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Try again. 'Someone I work with' who
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THEYRE FINE THEY DIDNT EVEN FUCK AROUND THEY ALL LEFT!!
some guy you dont wanna mess with forreal
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lets just say im way more scared of him than the lawno subject
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I DIDNT WANT HIM TO DO THIS I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE GOAT UNTIL I SAW ITno subject
Which by the way I don't recall ever granting you access to in the first place
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YOURE CONVENIENTLY IGNORING THE PART WHERE IM MORE SCARED OF HIM THAN THE POLICE
the cats let me in
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My cats would have defended themselves. Why my house.
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ITS VERY INCONVENIENT SO THINK ABOUT THAT !! BE A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE
they let us in man
we might have had tuna so
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itll be him one way or another no worries