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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[dontneedluck]

Smaller junk is still junk.

[kestreldawn]

Only if you think of it as junk.

You're not making some ... weird, round-about reference to ... YOUR junk, are you?

[dontneedluck]

What would it be then after?

No. That is treasure not trash. We're both grown but I never expected to have this kind of conversation, little sister.

[kestreldawn]

It could be anything. A bunch of random scraps of metal could be turned into a droid, for one. Perhaps one more useful than K2 (haha).

No no no no no I didn't mean that I wanted to have this conversation. I haven't been sleeping and I've been getting these weird suggestive messages from people I don't know. I didn't want this to turn into another one of those, that's all.

[dontneedluck]

In the end I think I'm better at taking things apart than putting them back together.

Who is bothering you?

[kestreldawn]

I'd wager to say the same thing, and you're good at it, too.

I'm not sure. Without going into too much detail, I got sent... images, of body parts. Of men I don't know.

I think this is what I've heard as "sexting?"

[dontneedluck]

The universe is made up of builders and breakers. I like knowing where I stand.

...I could talk to them on your behalf.

[kestreldawn]

There are so few things we really know in life, so it's good to know something. And to know it well.

I'm flattered. But I've simply been deleting all the messages. I don't think I want to engage them. Who knows what they might send in that case.

But thank you.

For the offer.

[dontneedluck]

Exactly that. Once you grasp that notion, so many things are more simple.

You know where to find me if you're in need of more than one blaster.

[kestreldawn]

I think you and think similarly on a few things in life.

I appreciate that. Truly. I will remember it, and the same goes for you.

[dontneedluck]

Yes. I have thought that a time or two myself.

I wouldn't be a very good support to you if I wasn't.

[kestreldawn]

Really? Good to know.

That is true, ha. But even still, it is always nice to hear it and to know it a little bit better.

[dontneedluck]

I wouldn't be so willing to follow you if I didn't like you ....Chirrut liked you first.

Are they sending you imagines of body parts for sale perhaps?

[kestreldawn]

Well, then I am grateful for Chirrut -- and for your faith in him. And that you were willing to give me a chance.

Oh, I hadn't considered that. But why would they want to rid themselves of their -- you know.

[dontneedluck]

He's always giving me reasons to be grateful whether I like it or not.

Who knows. Maybe they have spares? Maybe they're addicted to something and just that desperate.

[kestreldawn]

It is a rare gift to find someone like that. Treasure it.

I like the idea of them selling their parts. It's much more entertaining that way.

[dontneedluck]

Of course. ...but please, for both our sake, don't let him catch wind of this conversation or we will never hear the end of it.

That makes the most sense to me.

[kestreldawn]

Absolutely. Don't even worry about it. He'll never hear it from me.

Now you've got me curious about how much they might go for.

[dontneedluck]

Thank you. You know he is so quick to gloat.

May as well ask if they are flashing the merchandise.

1/2

[kestreldawn]

To be fair, he often has a reason to. :P

Oh! I'm going to. I'll let you know what they say. This could be amusing.

2/2

[kestreldawn]

One of them was rather upset I even suggested it. But on the plus side, he's yet to respond to anything else I've sent.

Maybe this is the best way to handle it.

Oh, wait, no. Someone else actually gave me a price, but based on the duration of usage. 75 credits for 30 minutes is a rip off.