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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[kestreldawn]

If I ever mean it ..

[k2so]

Droids have patience.

And this is exactly why we can't have nice things.

[kestreldawn]

And just what is it that am I supposed to be apologizing for, exactly?

Nice things are overrated, K2.

[k2so]

Running straight into danger after I told you the possibilities of being killed, for starter.

[He was worried. It's annoying.]

I don't know, I never experience them.

<3333

[kestreldawn]

Is that concern I sense? Do you CARE about me, K2??

Also, thanks for sending me this at an unholy hour this morning. It seems fitting.

I know the feeling. Thing about nice things is that they're just as easily taken away as they are given.

のωの♥

[k2so]

I'm a security droid, therefore ensuing that the missions are performed with as little risk as possible for its members is my responsibility. You doing your own thing interferes with my job. [Yes, yes it is. Shhhhhh.]

Heh. I'm glad you appreciate it.

More reason to be careful, it is not? I'm...glad you are unharmed, Jyn Erso.

[kestreldawn]

Sure, sure. Whatever you say.

....

That makes two of us, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, you DO care about me. :'D

[k2so]

You are going to keep whatever you want, aren't you?

What. Don't tell me you were sleeping.

Define 'caring'. [Avoiding the question like a pro.]

[kestreldawn]

You should have been able to calculate the odds of that happening, you know.

Sleep is a rarity most of the time, but I DID happen to be on the brink of falling asleep when the message came through. But I found it so amusing that I'm willing to overlook the interruption.

Caring as in ... how you feel about me! Being concerned for my welfare and my general status. Being unharmed, etc. etc.

[k2so]

Droids have dreams too, you know. I was hopping you would behave.

If you have trouble sleeping you could talk to the medics. Unless your reason for not being able to sleep well are the same as Cassian. [Aka, nightmares.] You could text me when you feel like you can't sleep. I don't need to recharge as much or as often as you.

Oh, that kind of caring.

You are an important asset in our little group so I suppose, generally speaking, that...yes, you could call my concerns towards you that.

[kestreldawn]

Really? And all you could muster up was hoping that I'd stay in line?

Cassian can't sleep either? Good to know I've got company when it comes to the waking night hours. There are a lot of reasons for my lack of sleep. I don't know if talking to medics would help all that much, but I'll consider it.

That's appreciated, K2.

You can rationalize it that way. I know your secret, but don't worry. I won't tell anyone.

[k2so]

Let me rephrase that. Droids have realistic dreams. I have the same hopes for Cassian and yet….

Not always. But that’s probably not something I should have told you. Be a doll and try to forget I’ve said anything. There are all sort of medics, you never know. Some might really be able to help, they have experience with soldier that have trouble finding peace of mind.

… [He’s sighing in defeat, nor like she can see it.] I appreciate it, Jyn Erso.

[kestreldawn]

Still. Even realistic goals and dreams can flirt with fantasy sometimes.

Good luck getting either of us to behave, by the way. I think we're both too stubborn.

I'm just compiling a whole list of secrets to keep for you, K2. Let's roll with it while we're at it. What else do you want to confess? :)

[k2so]

This is one of those cases, isn't it?

More reason for me not to leave you out of my sight.

I find your little smiley faces irritating. How's that for a secret?
Mine are better: (ง •̀_•́)ง

[kestreldawn]

I believe so, yes. But it is good of you to have such high hopes for us. Foolish, but sort of inspiring.

We aren't CHILDREN, K2. Just ... stubborn.

:) :) :) :) How's that, any better? Look, I can make them have different expressions, too: :D ;) :P :O :( >:(

But yours have arms. That isn't fair! You're a droid! You're using your droid abilities to gloat.

[k2so]

Inspiring. Well, I'll take that as a compliment.

Stubborn adults are worse than children. You know how to pick locks.

Not bad....for an amateur. [You really wanna do this with someone who knows all the text languages, Jyn?] のωの (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ щ(ﾟДﾟщ) (◡‿◡✿)

Look, this is Cassian: ಠ_ಠ

Why yes. Yes, I am.

HAHAH The Cassian emoji tho so perf

[kestreldawn]

Perhaps you could keep that as a secret of mine, then.

And shoot blasters with exceptional precision.

!! That's completely unfair! I call unfair advantage. It's like using your possibility calculations to play Sabacc. Completely rigged.

Hah! That is absolutely Cassian. It's alarming how great the likeness is. I want mine to be the little one with its fists up. I feel like it's accurate.

Heeh, thanks! I thoguth it fit too

[k2so]

Sounds fair.

I would do that too if you allowed me to use blasters and rifles. I like fancy toys too.

Now that you mention it, we should play one day. And bet on things.

It only needs a beard and a fluffy coat. And that works for you but I also like this one: ( ꈍ◡ꈍ )

[Happy and smug, he thinks. Also cute too.]

Your K2 = so cute, I love him.

[kestreldawn]

You sort of ARE a fancy toy already, K2. Do you really need a blaster? We should figure out how to install a blaster into your hand or something.

No, because there is no way for me to know that you wouldn't use your droid abilities to your advantage, and I will not engage in a rigged game. BUT if you were able to promise to play like us mere mortals, then perhaps.

Oh! I like that one very much. Maybe we can give that one little fists. Smug, content, but also ready to fight when necessary. :)

jshadsjd thank you so much! I like your Jyn too, she's great

[k2so]

Think about it as extras? Improvements are never a bad thing. I'd like that. Or a jetpack. A jetpack could be useful too.

Where's your sense of adventure Jyn? I can promise not to cheat, is that good enough?

Let me try.... ง( ꈍ◡ꈍ )ง There you go, ready to kick some Imperial's rear.

Awww thank you :D I still am figuring her out haha

[kestreldawn]

When would you use a jetpack? WHY would you need a jetback? You're already like 3 meters tall. Can't you just jump or something?

Adventure isn't getting cheated at a game you had no chance of winning, K2. But I'll consider it. Maybe.

Yes! I love it! It is fantastic!

Happens to us all with new muses. I know the feeling.

[k2so]

When the occasion woudl call for it. Droids can't not swim or float, what if we crash into a lake or a beach? I mean, with our luck....[And he's a bit scared of water, but shhh. Don't tell anybody.]

Good, you know where to find me if you change your mind.

Excellent. I'm pretty sure these these two are Chirrut and Baze: (ง •̀_•́)ง щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

[kestreldawn]

But if you were to fall into water, the jetpack would probably be useless, wouldn't it?

Oh my. Those are incredible. I'm downright envious of your ability to make these, but I'm also endlessly entertained at your perfect matching with our companions.

[k2so]

I think there might be jetpacks sturdy enough to withstand water. If not, they should build one.

It's good to know someone appreciates my talents. Cassian merely scoffed. Now, we need to make Bodhi. What about this...: ヽ( ꒪д꒪ )ﾉ He's often very stressed.

[kestreldawn]

What about sand? That gets everywhere, if you were to fall onto a beach. I hate sand.

Well, I think we've found a nice common ground for us. Cassian WOULD scoff. He's probably just miffed that you pegged him so perfectly in such a silly little emoji.

HAH! YES! That is brilliant for Bodhi! He's the epitome of, "my entire system is nervous." I think that suits him perfectly.