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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[sreuqcal]

I most certainly did. A very, very good one. I'm really fond of him.

That's an image I'd really rather avoid. I've managed to keep from getting arrested all this time, so I'd like to keep it that way!

[ What do you mean? Magnus is the most normal of them all! Look at his sweaters. As normal as they come! ]

I don't know why I would assume this is a thing. How is it going so far? What are the terms?

[bloodbanker]

I know. I'm glad for both of you.

What, you don't think you can pull off prison orange? Maybe if you did something with your hair...

[ Axel is entirely fooled, don't worry. He can't speak for anyone else, though. ]

Mostly vague time period predictions, where it'll be, who gets kidnapped at the bachelor party. That kind of thing.

Is that really a surprise, though?

[sreuqcal]

Thank you, Axel. That's really kind of you.

I feel green at the very thought, which I'm guessing wouldn't go well with the orange....

[ 100% normal! Except for his profession and strangely long-lived cats. But that's probably just a trick of the light. ]

A little. I may predict the future for a living, but I have a hard and fast rule about never trying to predict my own!

So I suppose I never thought about other people doing it for me. Or for Alec.

[bloodbanker]

It's really just normal.

You might have a point. I think you're too nice for prison.

[ Give him time to see these things! ]

How does that work out for you?

People gossip. People love to gossip. And bet. And be happy for their friends. It's a perfect storm of inevitability.

[sreuqcal]

I think you might have an interesting definition of that word.

Well, thank you. I think. I really don't want to find myself behind bars.

[ There'll be time. There will be... plenty of time. ]

Pretty well, usually. I like surprises. To a certain degree!

When you put it like that, I guess I see what you mean. So, what is your prediction?