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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[wingedman]

Look, I told you, I didn't mean to blow you off last time. The penguins stole my phone and I only just got them to give it back.

[ why is the campus such a menagerie???? the world may never know. ]

[themanofiron]

Damn those penguins. [ Only in this place would that actually be a thing. ] Should I just find a way to secure them to your wings somehow?

[wingedman]

The penguins or my phone? Because I've caught them sneaking into the dorm to try and steal my wings a time or two, too.

[ Especially that weird one that dresses like him. ]