criticalmass: (04)

[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I know exactly what you mean, but I was never one for knocking somebody about physically.
talkshitcanthit: (robots!!)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm talking about banging.
criticalmass: (07)

[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I thought you were-nevermind, I guess that does make sense.

Drunk me does that plenty. As does sober me, just usually without the whole speech first, and less with people that have significant others.
talkshitcanthit: (are you HEARING this babe)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I know what you thought I meant. Neither one of us is wrong. Innuendo!

Anyway, the answer is persistence. And never knowing when to give up. And especially never knowing when to SHUT up.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well there's no need to worry about any of those. I'm just more choosy about my battles when sober, typically-once I've started them, you can't stop me.
talkshitcanthit: (hey now hey now now)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
The relentless type. My kind of gal (as long as you, like, actually do know when to stop for real).

Ever been with a girl and a robot?
criticalmass: (02)

[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been with a robot.
talkshitcanthit: (robots!!)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Want to? They don't call me a mech romancer for nothing. And babe is definitely okay with it.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
With... a robot.

Well, that's not all that different from toys, right? And I've seen some videos.

I'm in.
talkshitcanthit: (are you HEARING this babe)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
He's a little more than just a toy. I don't know a lot of toys that can digistruct claws and shoot lasers from their eyes.

Not that he'd do that in a threesome.

Unless you're into it.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Only if I can shoot lasers too.

[ A beat later- ]

That was a joke. Not a big fan of getting clawed up or burned during sex, actually.
talkshitcanthit: (hey now hey now now)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say your loss, but you're talking to the girl who cut off her own arm and replaced it with a robot arm because it would be easier and cooler to summon her own robot that way, so... your loss.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, just not all that interested in mixing dismemberment with pleasure. Least of all my own dismemberment.

About your robot, though-is he intelligent? And how much so?
talkshitcanthit: (i am the strongest girl alive)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Smart enough to follow orders and save my ass if I have his subroutines coded right. He's not a FULL AI, but I'm only one girl, even if I am the smartest girl alive. Working on getting my filthy little hands dirty with some modded Hyperion tech, though. He definitely deserves an upgrade.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
So when he's, you know-'with' somebody, is that all programmed? Or do you give him orders?

[ Since she'd said he wasn't quite a 'toy-' was that more about his functions, or his behavior? ]
talkshitcanthit: (are you HEARING this babe)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Little of both. He doesn't exist unless I digistruct him up, so I kind of have to be there, but he's got a mostly-full auto mode for things like this.

I mean honestly I've never done a three-way with him and me and someone else either. Not really sure of the best way to handle that.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why am I not surprised that that's something he has an auto mode for?

It will be an adventure for both of us, then. Is there any time that would be best for me to join you?
talkshitcanthit: (hey now hey now now)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hel-looo? Mechromancer?

Anyway, I'm more or less ready to go whenever. Not a lot going on here now that Jack's dead and Roland's been avenged. B&B is in a few hours, but I can squeeze you in.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I know necromancers who... okay, maybe one time. Weirdo.

Should I come to your place, then?
talkshitcanthit: (are you HEARING this babe)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
My place is kind of crowded and not private and above a shelled-out laundromat. Yours is probably better, since you probably don't have a tetanus fetish.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Mine isn't *that* much better, but I do prefer to avoid tetanus. Door's open.

[ Metaphorically speaking, of course-but it was unlocked. ]
talkshitcanthit: (hey now hey now now)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome, omw

[she is a polite anarchist and knocks at the door of the woman whom she and her robot are about to take to poundtown. it's called romance. she's put on a lovely new outfit that's actually pretty old for her and would have no problems if those fishnets ended up ripped to shreds. that was the fun thing about digistructing.]
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Super polite. Unlike Li-Ming (who would have just entered,) but she couldn't fault the girl for being polite. Grinning-maybe a bit nervously, which was odd, for her, the wizard answered the door. Fortunately for Gaige, Li-Ming hadn't quite seen her in-person enough to judge if that outfit was one she wore regularly or not, and the fishnets and short skirt were certainly appreciated.

Li-Ming's own outfit was her typical robe, albeit without the armor-that hardly seemed necessary for what they had planned. Plus, the robe alone was fairly easy to don and doff as the need arose. ]


Hey, Gaige. Come on in.
talkshitcanthit: (robots!!)

[personal profile] talkshitcanthit 2017-01-07 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice.

[it's the first thing that comes out of her mouth when she sees what Li-Ming is wearing, before she's even greeted. so much for politeness. her left arm is absolutely, 100% mechanical, just like she said, and there's a digistructing rod inside of it that she'll summon Deathtrap from when the time is right. for now? time to be a good house guest.]

Let me just say right now that this is super exciting and I'm a little bit honored you'd even consider something like this with someone you don't totally know that well. And I hope you're as pumped for it as we are.
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[personal profile] criticalmass 2017-01-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Excited-and curious-in large measure, don't worry.

[ After Gaige stepped through the doorway, Li-Ming shut it behind the pair, appreciating the view of Gaige from this angle as well-which was to say she definitely had a nice ass. ]

Just promise you'll be careful with the pointy bits.

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