How can I be charming when I don't even know I'm doing it? It wouldn't matter anyway. Have you forgotten the whole heterosexual bit? That doesn't exactly work in my favor.
Terrible, no, he's pretty to look at. Questionable, perhaps, though I wouldn't beat myself up too terribly over it. You must see something redeeming about him if you feel this way about him in the first place.
I'd imagine that's a good thing, you seeing these things about him. Otherwise, you'd have to duel someone to win his affections properly, and we'd have much drama to suffer through.
No you shouldn't! Stop with that. You make it sound as if you've gone batty.
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The way you deny your denial is rather charming. See? You've charmed me, accomplishing what many others have failed to do.
[ Namely Potter. ]
I can't fathom why it's so difficult to repeat this performance with the object of your affection.
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How can I be charming when I don't even know I'm doing it? It wouldn't matter anyway. Have you forgotten the whole heterosexual bit? That doesn't exactly work in my favor.
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You know what would be rather amusing in an entirely unamusing way? If he'd thought the very same thing, and waffled as you are now.
That would be horribly tragic, come to think of it.
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As though he would ever 'waffle'. He's all confidence when it comes to this sort of thing. That's how I know he definitely isn't interested.
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His confidence is his downfall, as it makes him rather thick when it comes to these things.
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He's thick about rather a lot of things, if you ask me. Do I have terrible taste?
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Terrible, no, he's pretty to look at. Questionable, perhaps, though I wouldn't beat myself up too terribly over it. You must see something redeeming about him if you feel this way about him in the first place.
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I really ought to get my head checked.
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No you shouldn't! Stop with that. You make it sound as if you've gone batty.