bozhemoi: (pleasure in the detail)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-01-06 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What if there's apology tacos and I'll help you rebuild? And I promise I'll let go of my firey ways.
pretendtoneedme: (my bestie again)

[personal profile] pretendtoneedme 2017-01-06 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not expecting that promise to last more than a year.

Throw in a pound of the really good coffee and I'll take it.
bozhemoi: (clint bffs)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-01-06 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be a year where you won't have to rebuild because of me?

Okay, done. I always know how to get back on your good side.
pretendtoneedme: (nom nom nom shawarma)

[personal profile] pretendtoneedme 2017-01-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
At least it'll be one less destructive influence. Next time Stark tries to install an AI in the toaster, I'm gonna zap him.

Don't spread it around. I like to keep people guessing about if they've gotten on my bad side.
bozhemoi: (cocktail)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-01-06 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why he even thought that would be a good idea, I don't know. I thought he'd learned that no AI was good. Except Friday, maybe. Jarvis is... well, different now.

When haven't your secrets been safe with me? Personally I enjoy them trying to work out if you just suffer from resting bitch face or not.
pretendtoneedme: (in command)

[personal profile] pretendtoneedme 2017-01-07 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
His're good without robot alien magic in 'em. I think we've run out of that just lying around. Thank christ.

You know when. And I can't help my face, it just sits that way!
bozhemoi: (this is where she loses everything)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-01-07 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Fingers crossed, because I'm not sure I care to go another round with that stuff. We got enough on our plates these days.

One time, Barton. One. Time. I know, it's adorable! I just like the way Scott seems to pee his pants a little when he sees it.
pretendtoneedme: (waiting for the next move)

[personal profile] pretendtoneedme 2017-01-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
You bet your ass we do. I swear if anything like that pops up again, I vote we nuke it from orbit before it can go homicidal.

More than once, Nat! But I'll forgive you 'cause I'm nice like that. Not gonna forgive Scott yet though, maybe he'll learn to control that giant ant better if he keeps feeling me staring at the back of his head.
bozhemoi: (or maybe i am the idiot)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-01-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
For once, I agree with that plan. The more distance the better.

I call bullshit! Even if I'll still accept the forgiveness. Yeah, gotta admit that really took me by surprise. Who know the guy could do that? Personally I'm still a tiny bit pissed at Wanda for knocking me out. She didn't even ask to cut in.
pretendtoneedme: (my bestie is awesome)

[personal profile] pretendtoneedme 2017-01-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
You know my plans are awesome. Never got us caught once, did they?

The really heavy ones, no, but the lighter ones? d e f i n i t e l y. You like people knowing that you know things, it gives you power over them.

Aww, come on, be proud of Wanda. After all, she's learned from the best not to fight fair in a brawl.


[Even if he'd never been in trouble during their tussle - since they were both going easy - he can't help be proud of the notkid.]
bozhemoi: (crouch)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2017-01-07 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
No, they only got you caught once.

Wow, it's nice to finally find out what you've really thought over the years. I guess it also has something to do with people knowing I actually have a BFF. I'm not some loner.

I hate it when you can justify something and make me change my mind. It's a really annoying habit of yours. Can't you just let me be mad for a bit longer?


[ And maybe she's proud too, deep down... but she didn't ask Wanda to get in the middle of her and Clint taking it easy on each other. At least two people should have been able to survive the fight without ruining friendships. ]