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[personal profile] antiquites 2017-01-06 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not grumpy. I just have better things to do with my time.
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[personal profile] ex_bronze361 2017-01-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet you were brooding while you typed that. I won't let you miss my hypothetical wedding, which will be hypothetically the best party of the decade.
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[personal profile] antiquites 2017-01-06 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't brood.

If I did, I would be far too busy recounting all of the events I have witnessed in my life to inform you I am not attending your hypothetical wedding disregarding how hypothetically brill it'll be.
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[personal profile] ex_bronze361 2017-01-06 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I just have to make you my bride to be. Thus defeating the virginal human point, but NOT defeating the killer party point. Winning!!
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[personal profile] antiquites 2017-01-06 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
As beautiful as a bride I would make, I have no interest in marrying you. I'm not much for masochism.

Your killer party will simply have to do without me.
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[personal profile] ex_bronze361 2017-01-06 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You heartbreaker!! I am devastated!

Why do you hate fun so much?
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[personal profile] antiquites 2017-01-06 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll live.

I don't hate fun.
[ he hates fun ] My idea of fun just doesn't align with your idea of fun.