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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[sweats]

could be. who's to say? i've never tried.

[kingsown]

who knows? after that, there's all the conniving, back-stabbing, and pretending to care about people you hate.

[sweats]

like a real life soap opera, how dramatic

[kingsown]

exactly like that. which makes it boring and repetitive after the first few years.

[sweats]

and i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say so does the complaining about the lifestyle. or are you just trying to find your enjoyment where you can get it?

[ ouch, will. ]

[kingsown]

[ Are you kidding? Jack loves it when people don't let his bullshit slide. Well, selectively loves it. ]

what can i say? my social circle is full of all the same. i enjoy slumming with you so-called common people.

[sweats]

[ good(???) job then, jack, because will won't ]

you know another thing us common people don't like is to be called common people. nor having time spent with us being referred to as slumming it.

seriously, why are you like this

[kingsown]

didn't we already cover that? what do want, some sad, half-drunk story about how my parents ruined me by raising a spoiled brat? or better yet, how about the one where i was on the front lines of a war and watched most of men get mowed down which gave me an incredibly warped outlook on life? sorry man, i'm not that kind of drunk suffice it to say i'm just an asshole.

[sweats]

not really i was expecting or wanting, jack. i'm also way too drunk to respond sympathetically to this so, you're welcome to change the topic if you want.

[kingsown]

good, i'm not sober enough for a real discussion. all sarcasm aside, you're not very common, for what that's worth.
tell me about your dogs again.

[sweats]

thanks, i guess.

today winston, the latest one -- kind of looks like some sort of mutt with a very fluffy tail, he found a rabbit den on the property. scared them all up out of the ground and there were rabbits and dogs everywhere. none of them actually tried catching any of them to eat though, i think they were just having fun.

had to bathe them all later though. very sudsy.

[kingsown]

i'm jealous. i've never been allowed pets. how many do you have?

[sweats]

you're an adult, aren't you? now it's your choice to have them or not.

and seven.

[kingsown]

my mother, the queen, has practically written a sermon on the evils of pets in her finely cultivated palace
i'll just live vicariously through you.

[sweats]

that sounds absolutely awful, jack. not one dog? jesus.

[ this. this is what gets will graham. ]

[kingsown]

even your god can't help my plight.
but when i'm king, i'll have a dozen of them!

[sweats]

i'm sure you will, kid. i mean, everyone's gotta have dreams, right?

[ will why are you so always pessimistic ]