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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[the_tailor]

it was on the other side of the room!!

[padadin]

That's a lazy excuse.

[the_tailor]

yeah well we were kind of in a rush trying to look at ALL presentable

[padadin]

You should keep clothes and bayard near at all times, Lance.

[the_tailor]

not exactly priority number one when you're trying to get your freak on!

[padadin]

It SHOULD be priority number one.

[the_tailor]

having clothes and weapons as the first thing on your mind would make for really bad sex

[padadin]

I'm just asking you to keep them close, not to kiss them good night.

[the_tailor]

good

because it'd just be really weird to kiss your bayard good night

somehow I wouldn't be surprised if Keith did that tho

[padadin]

You realize he sleeps with a knife under his pillow, right?

[the_tailor]

I am unfortunately very, very aware of that fact

[padadin]

...I don't like the sound of that.

[the_tailor]

well thankfully he keeps it in the sheath at least

bc I would have ended up cutting myself in my sleep about a million times over by now with how much I move around

apparently also trying to convince him that i'm all the protection he needs isn't the right answer

[padadin]

You two always end up hurt anyway.

You tried to get him to stop sleeping with his knife? Really?

[Oh you sweet summer child.]

I DID IT AGAIN

[the_tailor]

yeah but that wouldn't be a good hurt

it was worth a try

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID 1/2

[padadin]

I don't wanna know about any good hurts.

And Keith will never

[padadin]

...what are you telling Pidge?

[the_tailor]

I'm not telling Pidge anything!

[padadin]

Lance.

[the_tailor]

Shiro?

[padadin]

Pidge better not learn any details about your Keith adventures.

[the_tailor]

she already knows

[padadin]

Everyone knows the fact. I'm telling you to spare her the details.