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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

5

[padadin]

I think I like your phone. It has good judgement.

[dps]

did you do this???

[padadin]

Do you really think I'm the kind of guy that would do that?

[dps]

you're 89% of my impulse control, so i'm going to go with yes on this one.

[padadin]

Only 89%?

[dps]

the other 11% is governed by doing things like touching a burning stove.

[padadin]

I'm not sure I want to know. And I didn't do it, but I'm not scolding the person that did it either. In fact I should buy them something.

[dps]

you can't just buy people's love, shiro.

[padadin]

I'm not trying to buy anyone's love, and it's a bit rude for you to think I'd even try that. It's called a "thank you gift".

[dps]

gifts are actually a socially contrived means of keeping people in check and subordinate enough to cancel out unwanted behavior. it's a form of positive conditioning.

[padadin]

...that's incredibly bitter. Even for you.

[dps]

i never got christmas presents, i was a pretty lonely kid.

1/2

[padadin]

I tried to celebrate your birthdays with you. You wouldn't let me.

[padadin]

There was a hoverbike with your name waiting for your graduation.

[dps]

jokes on you, huh. never made it that far.

[padadin]

I don't think saving the universe is a joke. But it'll be hard to get you something better than Red.