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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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Katsuki Yuuri | Yuri!!! on Ice

[latebloomingeros]

1. you never know when you’ll meet the man of your dreams and bang him on an ice rink

2. His threats seemed pretty legit for a 15 year old

3. And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet

4. i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me

5. He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and terrible judgement.

6. [Text him!]

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[wauuu]

awwwww <3 <3 <3

that's the sweetest way I've ever heard the term "bang" used!

[latebloomingeros]

I mean it seemed like a strange sentence to use "make love" in

2

[kingfuckboy]

LOL

[latebloomingeros]

I wasn't joking! He DOES know where I sleep, and now I'm a little bit scared to!

[kingfuckboy]

he's harmless, yuri

[latebloomingeros]

Well, if he hasn't hurt you yet...

[He's pretty sure JJ is higher up on the hit list than he is!]

[kingfuckboy]

[ he definitely is ]

All hiss no claws.

5

[nevercomefirst]

is this a cry for help~? I can help handle him if he's too much for you

[latebloomingeros]

Thank you, Chris, that's very generous of you to offer, but I think I'm handling him well enough on my own

[nevercomefirst]

worth a shot

[latebloomingeros]

Hope springs eternal?

[nevercomefirst]

you're too much the tease!

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[iceflares]

...What did he said now?

[latebloomingeros]

He proved he could think of at least a dozen different ways to kill me with his skates?

[iceflares]

Now the question also is...did you do something to trigger it or he just out of the blue sent the threat?

[latebloomingeros]

Ah, well...

It's still hard for me to say exactly with him, but I think it may have been his way of filing a noise complaint.

3

[phichitchu]

I was mostly just happy that first-aid training was useful! And also that you didn't choke on your vomit and die.

[latebloomingeros]

I appreciate it. You know how big a fan I am of not dying.

[phichitchu]

Except for when you're being dramatic and then you kind of want to die?

Too bad I'm never going to let you go, though. I'll fight the Grim Reaper.

[latebloomingeros]

Well, yes. Dramatic, morbid moods don't count.

Phichit, that might be the sweetest and most ridiculous thing anyone but Viktor has ever said to me!

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[piroshkis]

i'm not fucking around, piggy.

[latebloomingeros]

Listen, if nothing else, I'm sure going through with what you said would definitely damage your skates!

D: D: D:

[piroshkis]

skates are replaceable.

[latebloomingeros]

I'M not!