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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[photog]

1. at McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

2. i could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so i started beat boxing to the tempo.

3. id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures

4. seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

5. do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it

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[engineblade]

I didn't know you could beat box.

[photog]

nah i'm pretty horrible at it to be honest, but it is kinda fun to figure out how to work out "ughn Gladio!" into the mix.

also, really disturbing.

[engineblade]

Yeah, you know what, I think that's one routine I don't want to hear.

[photog]

dude. it's definitely one i didn't want the inspiration for. it's like literally walking in on your parents doing the spread eagle but instead of seeing it you had to hear it.

[engineblade]

I need brain bleach now.

[photog]

ok but listen, hear me out. what if you picked up rapping and we formed a duo and became a famous musical pair.

THINK ABOUT IT

we could be called silver night

or something like promptly night

so. bad. ass.

[engineblade]

Prompto.




No.

[photog]

if i can get better at beatboxing, you can be a super star at rapping. you're good at like everything you do, noct

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[poorvisibility]

Prompto.

Did you buy more weed?

[photog]

so if you put your two hands out in front of you and space em out a bit one is so much bigger than the other and it's like you have giant hands and baby hands at the same time. so cool!!!

[That's a yes.]

[poorvisibility]

Prompto how much have you smoked?

[photog]

maybe a weed bit

i mean wee.

omg. awesome.

[poorvisibility]

I hope you enjoy plain broth for the next few days.

ignis. babe. he's already rail thin are you trying to k i l l him?

[photog]

is it still hot broth at least?

no but this will not satisfy his munchies

[poorvisibility]

Maybe. Either way, you'll learn not to smoke weed.

Without sharing, at least.

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[warpstriker]

It's funny when you're ranting though, you have to admit.

[1/2]

[photog]

it's ducking censorship is what it is

[photog]

SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

[warpstriker]

You must be pissed the duck off.

3.

[mumistheword]

Who?

[ Things that nobody thought to put in Ignis's busy schedule as a tiny: cartoons. ]

[photog]

wait you really don't know? so the phrase

i'm the map, i'm the map

doesn't haunt your dreams like it haunts mine!?

[mumistheword]

It most certainly does not.

Should I be concerned?

[photog]

ok so what are you doing right now bc we need to get in the car

go over the bridge

pass the troll

up the mountain to the star village

and sit your ass down and watch some cartoons. think of it as a new sidequest.

[mumistheword]

There is no Star Village on our map.