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Cor Leonis | ffxv

[redsoles]

1. I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.

2. New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after celebrations and eat all the leftovers.

3. Doing a walk of shame at store at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk.

4. I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.

5. Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.

1.

[in_the_wind]

Fuck you and buy the burgers? This is why you're alone. You're asking for too much.

[He should at least buy the burgers.]

[redsoles]

[ Savage. Doesn't expect anything less from Aranea though.]

That's what I said. I'm not paying for burgers if they're going to run.

[in_the_wind]

Are you sure you're worth the free burgers? You'd better be really good in the sack. I mean... miiiind-blowing.

[redsoles]

Buy some and find out. Then again, didn't put you down as a voluntary chew toy.

[ Isn't going to waffle on about it. Much.]

[in_the_wind]

You're right. Usually I'm the one doing the chewing. Wouldn't want you to throw out your back or anything.

[For the right price, though, Aranea was the Empire's dog for awhile. Until she got bored with it and they went beyond her personal code. That's when it was time to dip out. When there's something to get out of it, she's flexible enough.]

[redsoles]

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not as old as the others. It would take a lot more than you to throw my back out.

[in_the_wind]

That sounds like a challenge.

[redsoles]

Maybe it is. Not even suicide missions could bend me out of shape, Highwind.

5.

[heilt]

You should have asked if it was so bad.

[redsoles]

It isn't that bad, someone just walked off with the can opener I assume.

[heilt]

Using a spoon isn't what I would consider good.

[redsoles]

I wasn't going to be using my sword. That's just asking for trouble.

[heilt]

I have a can opener.

[redsoles]

Now that's just suspicious.

[ cor's sense of humour is dry enough to parch an ocean...]

[heilt]

For the next time you need assistance.

[redsoles]

Thank you. I'm starting to believe mine just hides when I need it most.

5 a very concerned prompto

[photog]

cor, buddy, man. if you're not eating well, let me know, like i can ask ignis to make a little extra and we will find a way to bring it to you, no matter where you are.

oh prompto such a nice boy 1/2

[redsoles]

You sound just like Scientia. Though there's nothing wrong with eating tuna. I don't think there is.

2/2

[redsoles]

What is he supposedly cooking today? Out of curiosity, of course.

[photog]

i mean, i'm not gonna sit here and judge your palate, gladio would live on freeze dried noodles if ignis would let that happen

but he's making his famous mother and child rice bowl for dinner. we took a vote in the car today

[redsoles]

[ that sounds delicious but cor reminds himself he has marlboro hunts tomorrow. as in plural. chances are he'll be chewed up a bit and then spat out a couple of times by those cretins.]

I'll put in a good word for him with the guy in Lestallum. That one owes me a favor or two.

A vote? Sometimes I wonder what would happen if he weren't around to cook for you guys. I suspect a very short road trip.

[photog]

[Needless to say, Prompto would wish him all the best and advise him to try to avoid the inevitably petrifying bad breath that accompanies such vile cretins.]

you know the noodle man? you surprise me like every day.

pretty sure we'd all be goners if it weren't for ignis. or at least 3 times as broke as we are now with all the takeout.

next time you're near lestallum, hit me up. we might be somewhere around. I WILL FEED YOU SO MUCH, OKAY? or well, ignis will. i'm just the messenger boy really.

[redsoles]

[ Come along with, Prompto, get some training in with the Immortal...not that they're terrifying or anything]

I don't know a person who doesn't know the cup ramen seller. Everyone needs to eat.

I'll let you know, but only on the grounds that you run it by Scientia beforehand. And give yourself more credit than that.

[photog]

[Doing a dance with a tentacle monster that eats people? Not very high on the list of Things Prompto is Down For.]

yeah but there's a difference between knowing a guy and having him owe you a favor. i'm curious to know the story behind that, i bet it's pretty awesome.

i can't even imagine him not being chill with the idea. it feels like we haven't seen you in forever. :(

and, thanks cor... i just meant that i can't really cook or anything but i'd be more than happy to deliver.

[Although that was really sweet of him. Prompto can be a handful! But the anxiety is a pretty big constant.]