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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[songofstaying]

No, this time you really are just hungover. Not for lack of trying on your part though.

/sneaks up on (also 2 but so many of these were tempting)

[pretendtoneedme]

I'm really gonna hope that wasn't supposed to go to me

[hiro_furoppi]

It also means I have to go to the store.

You could always drop off a replacement.

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[radiantrestorator]

Maybe. But THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES! You're super flexible, I am super flexible, we totally need a third!

Any suggestion?

[selfiepride]

there aren't even any filters!!! you're killing me, noct

[skepticked]

Then you order them delivery.

Are you saying you don't know what Chinese food is?

[closed_eyes]

Not yet, but I swear I'll be your knight in shining armor and protect you from whatever comes! Those oompa loompas won't do anything to you on my watch!

[Someone needed to make sure she didn't watch shows like that whie drunk.]

[mangofruitblast]

Just because you can do the flippy hair thing doesn't mean you're prettier than me.

[mumistheword]

Of course not.

I suppose this is a good time to come up with an alternate pastime. It will probably not be quite as entertaining as the ocean, but I shall do my best.

Katsuki Yuuri | Yuri!!! on Ice

[musicinmotion]

1. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

2. I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.

3. There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.

4. Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky

5. You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

[pretendtoneedme]

You know we're up to three now

[redsoles]

[ Cor can appreciate things on their own merit. Even his sword was a gift from Regis and that would have to be prised from his cold dead hands. But a scarf? Well, he doesn't know Ardyn's story and so the thing is simply just that. A scarf.]

I didn't look at it too closely, it didn't look healthy when I glanced at it. I'll be forthright; what's it worth to you?

4

[rebelbaze]

Any time, Little Sister. I'm an old pro at questionable life choices.

[coldhard]

Or at least people with better job security.
Got a list handy? [ pun not intended but hardly avoided ]

[the_tailor]

not a lot of people actually know about that talent of mine

[dweomer]

... :)

[crystallography]

You know it's complicated. Which is why I said it, so it could be discussed like adults. You don't need to be running away.

HELLO DARLING

[yourotherleft]

nuh uh fuckoff has an implied end-of-sentence to it. if I wanna fight you I just keep fighting.

....would it surprise you if booze was involved?



what's the matter cook, wedding reception not going well?

[brighteyedsacrifice]

Inadequate, at best. We'll need to work on expanding your vocabulary.

[pretendtoneedme]

I'm not expecting that promise to last more than a year.

Throw in a pound of the really good coffee and I'll take it.

[skepticked]

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Does this mean I won't have to listen to any more of your lycanthrope theories?

[padadin]

Of course it's good. You'll feel much closer to your teammates after this.

wanda maximoff ✖ mcu ✖ ota

[hext]

01 — unless your name is idris elba i’m not interested
02 — why is it always female virgins who get sacrificed? boys would be so much easier to find, just round up the entire D&D subculture
03 — he used one of my knee-highs and some beads from Michael’s as a bolo tie for his tux. can’t decide if i want to choke him, or “choke” him.
04 — ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode

( or text her! )

[lureking]

[he doesn't bother responding, letting his phone drop to the bed at his side as he flops back down into the mess of pillows he created prior to messaging ignis. when he was fresh(er?) from his shower and feeling particularly tetchy, noctis assumed the abundance of pillows would help ease his mood.

but he was wrong.

puffing out a sigh, glancing at the door when he hears the knock.]

Come in, should be unlocked.

[blossomblade]

I have no doubt that anything you come up with will be wonderful. And I'm very thankful for the effort.