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how dare you

jokes on you, huh. never made it that far.

Edited 2017-01-06 23:30 (UTC)

[ really? this? this is the worst of his crimes? say it isn't so, noct! ]

Are we arguing? I thought we were discussing.

I wasn't being sarcastic.
If it comes to that, I'll let you know.

[ E X C U S E. ]

And I imagine that you are most mistaken. I have not been in your purse. I would not invade your privacy in that manner.

[ Lies, such lies. ]

There's plenty of other things to do down here. Where do you want to start?

[Alex's gaze is piercing, scrutinizing Egil like maybe he can get some answers if he looks hard enough. He chooses not to rise to the bait, having expected at least some resistance. For some reason the kid (hardly two years his junior, but a kid in his eyes nonetheless) seems dead set on being as obstinate as possible, so it would be foolish to assume he's going to be anything less now.]

How serendipitous, that's precisely my favourite kind of secret.

Is there nothing I can do to convince you to share it?

They weren't kind enough to specify.

Yeah but if you really think about it, isn't that the way Pan would want it?

not sure but now you know

I'm a domestic dream

uh, yeah? technology is a beautiful thing.

i don't really think i'd be good in any sort of office but i know a guy who's spent like, his whole life getting ready for that stuff. so he can do all that office stuff and i'll work on coming up with more ideas to better our world! you're welcome in advance

That seems like a very difficult job. Though I guess I can understand.

Any trouble?

Guess you need better people to masturbate to.

I guess it could lead towards the sort of situations that make you less sexually grustrated?

[ Gah, that sentence took a full minute to get out, and still had a typo. Oh well, vodka, here she came! ]

Lily, I've told you, it's not like that.

[ sigh. ]

If you're actually going to come here know that its v rude to come uninvited & you'll get the smaller guest room & I'll still take u sight seeing because ur my friend even if this is awful and ur the worst

(ง'̀-'́)ง

It happened one time and you still can't let it go, huh?

He's Cloud, Leon. He left long ago, he's been away for so long, I think he has to, ya'now, adapt to the idea of being with us?

You know, a family.

If you tell Cid I said that I'm gonna destroy you.

Point is, we need to give him time, I think. And let him do whatever he wants with this guy he's so obsessed with. BTW, do you even know what this whole deal is about?

BTW, let me know if you find out he actually spent 48 hours having sex, kk? I don't think so but it'd be nice to know one of my friends has those incredible levels of Stamina.

For Aerith, you know, it's not like I'd try to sleep with him. Or for you, I'm still not sure where you swing. Totally not for me.