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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[closed_eyes]

You're very welcome! Do you have anything else that needs testing?

[Why did Luna believe the eternal kid at heart she was a responsible adult? Oh right, booze. Booze messed everything up, especially with her involved.]

[mistruths]

now that's just racist

[yokunaru]

Also very confident in your own abilities apparently.

I guess that part isn't exactly aurprising.

[blindknight]

Doesn't make them any less spidery.

Hey what happens if I do this

THERE ARE SPIDERS ON YOU THERE ARE SPIDERS ON YOU

[ex_lion_hearted129]

I have, but I've been known to get into fights too.

Can't have everything, I guess.

[redpalalion]

i just got my answer, you're not getting one. I gave you one before you left for work today, then another before you started. i don't want to keep distracting you.

[criticalmass]

Didn't want to make things awkward. Not everyone wants to fuck their friends, as weird as that is.

I'll bring the toys if you bring the booze.

[bringbackgold]

I've never gone to one of these parties before.

Not sure if I plan on returning to one.

Re: 3.

[untangle]

...Probably the former. How much did it cost?

[storytimes]

Well, perhaps a back alley
SOmewhere that's not the dumpster.

[ ok, so it's kind of a bad joke. but while they're here maybe he can get him to laugh a little. ]

[brushoff]

It's certainly a more noteworthy headline than some of the things they classify as news nowadays. I'm sure I can at LEAST knock an adorable human interest story about a dog off the top ten.

[samantha_grey]

And which did you find? I'm almost scared enough to guess you ended up doing daddy kink with a vader, or some weird Moff Tarkin interrogation scene.

[instaham]

I believe in you! xoxo

[thegoodbad]

Look at that, we have something in common.

3

[darkcxrners]

Or you could come sleep in my apartment.

[redpalalion]

If it wasn't so weird I'd be all for learning this, but come on you have to admit this is weird even for space.

Adam Parrish / The Raven Cycle

[unaffluent]

1. Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET.

2. Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.

3. You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.

4. Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie

5. Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".

[sweats]

[ One of the best! ]

i'm honestly not sure if anyone is ready for that entire story. it would require a lot of alcohol, for instance.

[battleshot]

Yeah kinda don't wanna talk about that kind of thing with them!

Shit, wasn't supposed to send that out.

Don't tell them!

Please?

sigh

Don't know if I believe you anyway.

You probably already told them and I'm freaking out too late.

[instaham]

[ YOU ARE A YOUTH, BEKA. ]

Have you tried it? hm?

[falsify]

I don't see what the problem is. As long as Cesare doesn't get the seat, things should be fine.

[lureking]

lukewarm more like.

and i guess??

if i wanted unwavering optimism i would've whined at prompto.

[dps]

i think when it comes to you i get off pretty easily.

[the_tailor]

KEITH PLEASE.

I'm a man dying of thirst here

you gotta give me motivation to get my work done asap

[latebloomingeros]

I don't know if I'd go that far. He did once kick me through a door.