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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

Comments

[dangernoodle]

I'm sorry... that was mean. :( You can post it if you want.

[the_tailor]

okay, that works too

[hashtagselfie]

I am. I don't think google gave you the answer, either.

[mumistheword]

That is a very reasonable explanation, yes. However, it suggests that you have not often tried to keep a low profile. Am I correct?

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[blossomblade]

Mostly the last, I would think.

[norms]

you don't have to sweet talk me sorin
all you have to do is say please

[anysay]

I don't encourage you to become a gambling man under your circumstances, Will.

[dangernoodle]

Why the fake name?

[sweats]

[ the cardinal rule of trying to be friends with someone you find very kissable, unfortunately. ]

thanks. now i won't feel so bad if i find myself alone with a marker again.

but ohhh i bet freddie lounds would love that. she might even pay a pretty penny for the pictures. "local psycho profiler quits day job to become crime scene sketch artist. is terrible at it."

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[chaosfollowsme]

1. He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car.

2. The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits.

3. I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.

4. In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed 3 separate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?

5. Text her

[betweenthedevil]

i said don't be stupid
who's feeding you? giving you a place to sleep? a place on the crew?
we could throw you overboard if we didn't want you would you call that surviving?
show some appreciation

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[voltrounds]

It does make things a lot easier, doesn't it?

[oh my god she's thinking of something completely different somebody save her]

[dragonstomper48]

And yet, you kept talking, didn't you? I have that effect on people.

[Equal parts nausea, incredulity and oddly not walking away from him.]

[dangernoodle]

Sometimes I forget you're still a teenager.

[crack]

Not quite. :)

[hashtagselfie]

I will next time.

[crownless_king]

But these are AUTHENTIC knock-offs. The prize is worth it!

[koch]

she'll definitely be doing great things with her life
she already has a knack for steering the wheel

[brushoff]

Look everybody, I'm not ENTIRELY hopeless!

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[criticalmass]

Only since 13?

[nevercomefirst]

I'll hold you up if you need the free arm!

[lefey]

hey we were talking about how you were a bad influence, not me.

[dangernoodle]

Why does anyone let me drink?

[gladiusdomini]

It's fun! Come on, dude. Lighten up, Ig. You'll change your mind once you're in the tub with me.

[brushoff]

A valid point. Still, skywriters are just the right level of ostentatious for me.
What about taking out a tube ad instead? That way I'll have left a little bit of a legacy until the eventual vandalization.