bakerstreet

yea and i know youd like it too

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besides i think u need a lil light punishment eugene

1. Has anyone heard from Cloud or has he actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

2. I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

3. No I've been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a princess.

4. Text him!

It's the best, isn't it?

[ Oh goodie they can be morose drunks together? ]

Is that a preference, or an omission in your training? Because I can assist in amending it, if the latter.

I HAVE MY MOMENTS.

ALSO, I KNOW YOU WOULD NOT LEAVE YOUR WINDOW UNLOCKED. LOCKS ARE EASY TO PICK ANYWAY.

Whoever seems more likely to buy you a drink. it'd be great to get out of this with as little collateral damage to our wallets as possible and i'm drinking for two or three here

If you think it's not you haven't been drinking the right tequila.

gillateral damage

[HOLY SHIT]

Punishment?

Safety and Keith don't go in the same sentence. Possibly not the same paragraph. But you don't really have to worry about me. I can get around just fine.

you're too smart to offer it to a man like me.

1. There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old grandmother with the caption "you behave"

2. I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest

3. Has anyone heard from Chris or has he actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

4. Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in

5. TEXT HIM~

If you can't pick a simple lock, you don't deserve to kidnap me. On this we agree.

The mice didn't use them all.

Excellent. I'll start a list. And then possibly surprise people! I'm sure the princess would help us out with things. She likes fun things and surprises.

1. Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina

2. No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. I can't work today

3. Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??