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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[padadin]

Have these events bothered you so much? I'm sorry I couldn't keep them in line this time.

[redsoles]

Maybe it is. Not even suicide missions could bend me out of shape, Highwind.

[taako]

definitely not an ogre's ankle

( what. are they. talking. about. taako has straight up forgotten. )

5.

[mumistheword]

It may have been a little bit of a team effort to get you there. You really wanted to go.

[stayclosetome]

And immediately picked a fight. Yuri...

[ex_bronze361]

I bet you were brooding while you typed that. I won't let you miss my hypothetical wedding, which will be hypothetically the best party of the decade.

[soyourefast]

Oh, I am not judging. This is a good reminder about how it's better to stay out of your black list.

What dud he do to deserve this?

[catchacold]

Been implemented.

I ought to warn that pizza delivery guy before you come on to him.

[wizzardly]

Fine

then that one where the three of them are in the hot tub. They looked comfortable.

3

[toebeans]

It goes unsaid that it means "within reason" when I say it.

[backwordscompatible]

And all I'm saying is that we've ALL been saying that for months now. About time you caught up.

2.

[cuteemergency]

I don't know. I mean, if you're into that kind of thing it could be fun.

[norms]

i want to discuss it now
i'll make sure some fiare doesn't eat you

[thesefirststeps]

Excellent! So good to know that I'm in good company.

[koch]

yes I am
it's a good skill to have

you'll get it in no time

[redsoles]

Now that's just suspicious.

[ cor's sense of humour is dry enough to parch an ocean...]

[daemonized]

[Only a true immortal can stare at the blindingly white screen of a phone while sporting a massive hangover. You should be impressed at his due diligence.]

A miracle would be a distinct lack of texting as I recover, but you're awfully keen on disappointing others, aren't you, Marshal?

[extremeteenbible]

Well now you're just discriminating against ogres.

[ Don't look at Merle.]

Castiel | Supernatural

[angelas]

1. This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.

2. Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.

3. You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people

[neutronium]

Again, they aren't mine. [nor are they anyone's he knows, but that is what happens on a ship.]

And here I thought you didn't like her. Careful, Ren. Someone might think you are fond of her.

[little_giant]

hey, it only happened twice!

last night i made sure i wouldn't end up in the closet again!


[ He ended up in the bathroom instead. But, STILL! ]

[catchacold]

Three too? Ambitious. Let me see what I can find.

You got access to a hot tub somewhere?

Cassidy | Preacher

[crackpire]

1. By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE

2. Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3

3. at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

Illya Kuryakin | TMFU (2015)

[nikolaievich]

1; Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.

2; I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick.

3; So I accidentally broke the front door last night

[bringbackgold]

Yes. I was concerned, Yuri.