tfln

[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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no but this will not satisfy his munchies

[poorvisibility]

Maybe. Either way, you'll learn not to smoke weed.

Without sharing, at least.

screams

[avoideddrowning]

what if it wasnt

what if the killer was me all along

[libraelementia]

A great deal has changed over years.

[ Though admittedly, wandering around outside isn't what he typically does, even now. This had been an unusually strong need for privacy. ]

I do know exactly where I am.

[wizzardly]

I think I was until he got grabby
he missed a few times.
you owe me potatoes

2

[bloodbanker]

...I am so, so sorry. In my own defense—

1. It wasn't intentional.
2. I may been high. (Also... Not intentional.)

Credence Barebones | Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them | OTA

[hidden_magic]

1. Why would you trust me with ANYTHING?!
2. I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
3. I am a ball of stress and despair (but mostly love).
4. I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.

[heilt]

Mr President I would rather you didn't injure anyone.

( That certainly just makes it worse. Honestly, she's fine )

[crack]

Yes. But luckily I had some constants from home, like my wife.

[zee_zatara]

I'd offer to put in a good word for you, but by now, any time I mention you I just get looks of intense Judgement. So.

Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy: The Road Trip (aka XV)

[mumistheword]

1. we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night

2. [ Pre-game... ] So you're not gonna be in the Citadel tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!

3. [ Pre-game... ] You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing martial arts in my kitchen?

4. Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day

5. These tits shall not be calmed

6. Or text him.

1

[jakkuorphan]

If that's the case you'll never come back

[nevercomefirst]

your presence is a tease, in and of itself!

not to mention the sin of stealing sweet Victor away

2

[instaham]

o
m
g

omg how do u not know

https://twitter.com/WesleyManning6/status/735150286755528704

LOOK

here he is in the car begging to make a pit stop at a coernix just wait

[photog]

well at least there's that. i could always pour it into cup noodles and slurp down some delicious ramen

[antiquites]

I'm not grumpy. I just have better things to do with my time.

[itistolaugh]

are you talking about real potatoes or is that code for weird sex stuff

[2 of 2 apparently]

[photog]

WAIT, WHAT?

[This is like finding out your parents used to smoke weed back in the 60's. Totally mind blowing.]

[sachya]

theres no evidence

Re: 1.

[of_no_consequence]

Did I say there was a problem? I don't recall mentioning that. I'm merely stating fact.

[alittlespecificity]

Rude that I had to keep making sure it got refilled, I guess.

Did you actually drink everything I put in your hand?

3.

[instaham]

omg okay chill i'm sorry i wont post it i promise

even if u and viktor look super cute (ᵔᴥᵔ)

[redsoles]

Some old man once told me that if you persist long enough, you'll win and that the only limitations that exist are the ones you put on yourself. I thought he was crazy and then he went on to be some king or something like that.

5 lmao take it as you will

[iceflares]

Neither of us have to train tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.

Re: 1

[kingfuckboy]

I'm not sure how I got yours.

As long as there are no complaints, then ;)

3

[nevercomefirst]

I was the same way at your age

[this is probably a bad sign for you, Yuri]