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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[borschtkot]

Yes?

[kingfuckboy]

starting early this year

[latebloomingeros]

I mean, he IS my fiance. You're up against some tough competition in that category!

HAHAH The Cassian emoji tho so perf

[kestreldawn]

Perhaps you could keep that as a secret of mine, then.

And shoot blasters with exceptional precision.

!! That's completely unfair! I call unfair advantage. It's like using your possibility calculations to play Sabacc. Completely rigged.

Hah! That is absolutely Cassian. It's alarming how great the likeness is. I want mine to be the little one with its fists up. I feel like it's accurate.

[phichitchu]

It doesn't feel okay...

Yuuri is the last person I'd ever wanted to hurt.

[pillowtown]

Definitely. Hard to wash though.

[phichitchu]

I'm your best friend, though. Bros before hoes, Yuuri!

[latebloomingeros]

I think that depends entirely on how irritated he is.

[latebloomingeros]

[...]

At least Viktor liked what he saw.

[latebloomingeros]

Did... did you just call Viktor a "ho"?

[hashtagselfie]

you go to gay bars with yuuri and viktor?

[kingfuckboy]

i don't blame her, your pole dancing skills were impressive

[23wishes]

[Pretty convenient, since she's the queen of that.]

ok ok hang on

[And so Aerith can finally wiggle out of her hideout and pop her head out of a pile of bunch of scrap pipes to look around for Cloud.]

[phichitchu]

Uh, technically yes. Is that crossing a line?

[k2so]

Begrudgingly, I admit that you are quite good at terminating things.

[latebloomingeros]

Thank you? She was... very generous.

[stayclosetome]

and onwards~

[borschtkot]

Yeah well he had to settle for something some time.

[inheritstheredsouls]

If all you wanted was to be included, you only needed to ask. I'm sure that he wouldn't have minded it much.

[lunchleader]

No need to be so hard on yourself! It's not like I'm not already aware of that.

And stop calling it 'whoring'. It's free love; free love! You just need to stop sleeping with assholes.

[latebloomingeros]

If you weren't my best friend, probably. You wouldn't want me to have to skate against you for his honor or something.

[brokeassgoing]

the good news is theres no zombies
but we might have a concussed half alive thing out there

[in_the_wind]

You bet. A good thing, too. Men in your position sometimes need a lance route.

[If not, the Empire would not have hired mercenaries to get the job done.]

[imperialbadasshiddensnark]

Schnapps does sound evil enough to make one regret many things, but I'm not sure I want to torture myself that much

[imperialbadasshiddensnark]

Is this one of those new Corellian drinks?