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[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it

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[fingertats]

you askin if i'm gonna take a bullet for him? cause i've already been there done that.

[ sort of. indirectly. ]

i got it.

[muggsy]

id tell them i was only in it for the food + sex early on, wouldnt want any misunderstandings

[the_tailor]

mate? uh I never really thought about it that way

I mean we are boyfriends so I guess sort of

[kingfuckboy]

there can only be one~

[darkhorrse]

[ Otabek met the Swiss skater during Worlds. Chris was... bold. Bolder than JJ which he hadn't known was possible. Still, he was nice from what he recalled. ]

I see.

[ The response puts him at ease. ]

[orderauthority]

Me? Heavens no. I have always been, and intend to remain, a thoroughly clothed drinker.

Others I have known in my life are not as thoughtful.

[rekt]

u kno those cartoons where ppl have the little devil on 1 shoulder?
i feel liek i alrdy had 1 of those
and u just came along as back up
in case i wasq considering being ok 4 once

[heroproceeding]

THAT GUY WAS AS BIG AS ME! You're lucky you knocked him out in one go! What if you'd missed!?

( ooc: We can avoid captcha and continue this at my overflow post if you want! )

[goldmedalvicturi]

MWAHAHA

[pridemom]

I agree. It's usually Red we should be worry about.

[avakaido]

Toooootally agreeable. I stepped out to get some more edible things. There should be some drip coffee.

....unless you want a fancy latte or something?

[sreuqcal]

I most certainly did. A very, very good one. I'm really fond of him.

That's an image I'd really rather avoid. I've managed to keep from getting arrested all this time, so I'd like to keep it that way!

[ What do you mean? Magnus is the most normal of them all! Look at his sweaters. As normal as they come! ]

I don't know why I would assume this is a thing. How is it going so far? What are the terms?

[theredlion]

[ Oh, Lance, why are you like this? No wonder Blue picked you. ]

Then stop worrying.

SMILES PROUDLY

[thebluelion]

My beautiful, young paladin. Has Red consulted with you as of late? We believe there is a solution to the frequent delays of, as you would proclaim, "getting some."

[the_tailor]

[continuation here!]

[musicinmotion]

Sorry again for sending you that..I really didn't mean to bother you. :(

[fearless_sightless]

[Not mad, not mad, not mad.]

It's not a negative opinion.

[That doesn't sound defensive right?]

...are you going to ask the other two questions?

[kingfuckboy]

to be so accomplished and young~

[the_tailor]

[continuation here!]

it pays to live dangerously

[softdad]

Wait, in MY closet? or an unfamiliar closet?

Can you get out?

[thegoodbad]

You owe me one.

[avakaido]

Am I? You're not a unicorn. You're real. So maybe more like an endangered species.

[bloodbanker]

I know. I'm glad for both of you.

What, you don't think you can pull off prison orange? Maybe if you did something with your hair...

[ Axel is entirely fooled, don't worry. He can't speak for anyone else, though. ]

Mostly vague time period predictions, where it'll be, who gets kidnapped at the bachelor party. That kind of thing.

Is that really a surprise, though?

[the_tailor]

[continuation here!]

[dps]

[Sidenote - Keith is obviously not even deterred by the fact that the lions have gained enough sentience to start texting them. As a matter of fact, he thought that this was only a matter of time before they started intervening, and will be happy to rub it in Lance's face that yes, they are magical creatures with their own personalities, and yes, Shiro's lion actually reached out to him through the expanse.

Take that. Bitch.]

the wheelchair was more for Shiro, to be honest.